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vagabondage

n. Unusual type of hoboerotic entertainment. Emphasis is usually on rusty chains or dirty binder twine confining scruffy drifters in saggy trapdoor drawers.

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Hey Hobo! Interested in appearing in some vagabondage flicks? No interesting thought-provoking scenes. Just mundane hoboeroticism.

Sorry. I don’t do banal.
by gnostic3 March 3, 2019
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blinkie

n. Brief nap. Also a sexual euphemism.

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I need a little break before I can finish this operation. Who wants to join me for a blinkie? Sterile nurses only.
by gnostic3 January 4, 2023
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Vlad the Imp (Pays L'hier)

person. Russian leader famous for his diminutive stature, broad puckish sense of humour, and his misguided desire to restore the glories of yesterday to his country. The practical jokes he has played on Europe, often involving complex troop movements, false accusations of Nazification, and massive death counts, are considered by some to be legendary, although, admittedly, you really had to be there, trembling under his maniacal gaze in the Kremlin war office, to truly appreciate his wit.

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I hear Vlad the Imp (Pays L'hier) will visit Paris in the spring. He plans to see the sights, destroy the sights, then crap in Napoleon’s alabaster sarcophagus.

What a joker!

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by gnostic3 March 6, 2022
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peachy

adj. Atmosphere or circumstances conducive to impeachment.

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Things in Washington are looking peachy.
by gnostic3 December 4, 2019
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peachy keen

adj. Enthusiastically supportive of impeachment.

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The peachy keen folk are starting to drool on their entitlements.
by gnostic3 March 28, 2021
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cleanish

adj. Dirty. Usually very dirty.

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Is this glass clean? I really need a drink of water.

Well ... it’s cleanish. You may want to add some alcohol to the water.
by gnostic3 October 6, 2022
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hijinkery

Any more hijinkery in Kiev and someone is going straight to bed with no beef stroganoff.
by gnostic3 March 2, 2022
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