landrition

n. Destruction of an opposing team's hopes of victory via a multi-skilled clinical exploitation of their weaknesses.

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The Knicks were lucky to come in second in that game. What a landrition.

by gnostic3 August 09, 2016

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Nude Year’s Eve

n. Pretty, unclothed, woman ready to party in the coming Eden that will be the future. Usually drunk.

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Any plans for tonight? Watching a large ball drop perhaps? Perhaps two?

Not me. I am going to be the Nude Year’s Eve Watch out world! HoooooYahhh!

Okay. Well. Be safe.

by gnostic3 January 02, 2020

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wet dreams

n. Sarcastic name for any garish, expensive, unneeded water features added to your home to cause endless plumbing trouble while adding a taint of both relaxing arty decoration and carcinogenic black mould.

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Dude! Haven't seen you at the skate park lately. What up?

Been having trouble with my wet dreams again. You got any extra towels I could borrow?

Whoa. Respect.

by gnostic3 June 05, 2017

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final eight

n. The slightly more exciting part of a soccer tournament when most of the hapless teams have gone home. The term can also be used in academic, political or business settings.

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The presidential primaries have come down to the final eight.

But there are only three candidates left.

It’s just an expression Mr. Trump.

by gnostic3 December 08, 2022

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white stuff

n. Mysterious anaesthetic agent that solves all problems... Patient awareness? Patient motion? Tachycardia? Hypertension? ... Inject the white stuff!

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“Sorry to disturb your sudoku time doc but the patient is ...”

“White stuff! For God’s sake! Give the white stuff! What year are you in? Don’t they teach anything in Calgary?”

by gnostic3 June 20, 2021

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