spellunking

v. Descending into the depths of incorrect spelling:; using intricate arguments to defend one’s use of bad spelling.

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My second grader’s teacher says my girl is already an expert at spellunking! I am prowd as a peecockk!

by gnostic3 November 22, 2019

oscarshirt

n. Expensive item of clothing.

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Kara wants an oscarshirt for christmas. I may have to do some extra work to pay for it. But no anal.

by gnostic3 December 21, 2019

scooties

n. Young idiotic riders of electric scooters. Often seen in noisy swarms violating both civic laws and the rules of common sense.

Heads up! Reckless scooties approaching.

by gnostic3 August 27, 2022

kenney

v. To hire someone to demean or defeat a competitor or opponent in a bidding process, election etc. Initially used in western Canada but becoming more widespread.

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I have the election in the bag! I have a guy willing to kenney the incumbent for fifty bucks.

by gnostic3 March 18, 2019

hawking

v. Thinking up a beautiful, thoughtful, or elegant plan: usually to avoid work or school.

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Fake leg casts! That will not work. You are not hawking man. Stand back; let a man-sized brainpan get to work up in this clubhouse.

by gnostic3 January 30, 2018

toppler

n. Fiercely involved leader who wants to take action and remove oppressive institutions and the symbols of those ways. Sometimes statues are toppled: sometimes statutes.

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Rewrite the record! Change history! Bring on the toppler!

by gnostic3 March 29, 2021

monobetes

n. Milder form of diabetes. No insulin injections needed. Sufferers just have to limit their donut intake.

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No more smartie ice cream for me. I gots the monobetes in my family.

by gnostic3 October 06, 2020