vagabondage

n. Unusual type of hoboerotic entertainment. Emphasis is usually on rusty chains or dirty binder twine confining scruffy drifters in saggy trapdoor drawers.

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Hey Hobo! Interested in appearing in some vagabondage flicks? No interesting thought-provoking scenes. Just mundane hoboeroticism.

Sorry. I don’t do banal.
by gnostic3 March 03, 2019
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hankish

adj. Leaning toward totally excellent.Approaching being a super-celebrity in ways minor celebrities cannot even imagine. Often used sarcastically.

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You cleaned your room! Let me call the press. You are totally hankish.
by gnostic3 March 18, 2021
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Phoenix

place. Delightful city in the sunbelt. Currently experiencing a very reasonable 200 heat-related deaths a year, making it slightly worse than Chernobyl for radiation morbidity. But infrared radiation, like UV from tanning beds, has always received a bye. Also has a basketball team and many grumpy dispossessed natives reduced to selling trinkets to sunburned visitors.

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Want to visit Phoenix?

Are you mad?9
by gnostic3 January 27, 2022
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socc-her

n. Exciting version of soccer played by females. Gaining popularity as the world realizes and accepts that sports can be played in an interesting fashion by non-testiculated people.

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Want to watch some boring NFL game?

No chance. There is some live socc-her down at the park! Them girrrllzz is rad!
by gnostic3 July 03, 2019
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doofi

n. Plural of doofus.

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The doofi at Air Canada lost my booking so I missed the World Cup of Rugby.

Sounds like a win dude.
by gnostic3 October 13, 2019
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Vlad the Imp (Pays L'hier)

person. Russian leader famous for his diminutive stature, broad puckish sense of humour, and his misguided desire to restore the glories of yesterday to his country. The practical jokes he has played on Europe, often involving complex troop movements, false accusations of Nazification, and massive death counts, are considered by some to be legendary, although, admittedly, you really had to be there, trembling under his maniacal gaze in the Kremlin war office, to truly appreciate his wit.

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I hear Vlad the Imp (Pays L'hier) will visit Paris in the spring. He plans to see the sights, destroy the sights, then crap in Napoleon’s alabaster sarcophagus.

What a joker!

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by gnostic3 March 06, 2022
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mathmagician

n. Person with an uncanny ability to perform tricky arithmetic all calculations.

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Without a calculator we'll never figure out the tip!

Too bad Gelpy isn't here. He's a real mathmagician.
by gnostic3 January 01, 2015
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