Definitions by gnostic3

Eyesome

adj. Cool kids expression synonymous with the decidedly dated expression “on fleek” which is now being used only by wrinklies and cartoon captionists.

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TheNurse is looking totally eyesome these days.

Yes. More delicious than a leek.

Eyesome by gnostic3 March 28, 2019

muellerate 

v. To completely evaluate a situation and present an undisputable analysis, which is promptly disputed.

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You think Duke has been a better team than Gonzaga over the last two decades? Fool! Let me just muellerate here for a while.

muellerate by gnostic3 March 24, 2019

zagging 

v. Defeating heavily, but with panache and true human decency.

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Watch out devils. There will be some spiritually sound zagging on the court tonight.

zagging by gnostic3 March 19, 2019

kenney

v. To hire someone to demean or defeat a competitor or opponent in a bidding process, election etc. Initially used in western Canada but becoming more widespread.

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I have the election in the bag! I have a guy willing to kenney the incumbent for fifty bucks.

kenney by gnostic3 March 18, 2019

hattrick 

n. Three customers using a corner girl sequentially , or simultaneously, in one transaction.

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Yo Wendy! Got another hattrick last night. If McDavid had my touch the Oilers might make the playoffs once in a while.

hattrick by gnostic3 March 18, 2019

corner girl 

n. Prostitute.

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Hey! You a corner girl or just a Miley Cyrus fan?

corner girl by gnostic3 March 18, 2019

greening 

v. Being a caring steward of the planet, a lover of unspoiled terrain, a freaking hippie.

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Where’s Jerome? Greening over at the pipeline protest? I just detailed his hummer and I needs my money.

greening by gnostic3 March 17, 2019