gnostic3's definitions

kraft dinner

n. A salty snack.

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Tom Brady owes his longevity with New England to a twice-weekly kraft dinner.

by gnostic3 February 25, 2019

dissjointed

v. To have insulted the size or rolling technique of someone’s reefer.

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Did you hear that? I dissjointed that behemoth in cellblock C.

Man, you are in for a short life. Behemoth? Put away your thesaurus man. It begets real in here.

by gnostic3 July 2, 2020

robustity

n. Having a certain vigorous strength. A word often applied by under-educated Australian surgeons to robust tissue that will heal well despite poor suturing technique.

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Admiral robustity in those diaphagmatic crura Shiela! Reckon we can close the hiatus up tighter than a platypus’ egg hole.

by gnostic3 February 7, 2024

inpeach

v. Similar to impeach but spelled the wsy most folks pronounce it.

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Inpeach him or don’t inpeach him. Just get on with the thigs that matter!

by gnostic3 November 20, 2019

buttercupping

v. Going the extra miles for love or honour.

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Instead of getting ripped and loaded this holiday season I will be buttercupping. There are lives to save and songs to sing.

Respect dude.

by gnostic3 March 7, 2015

tax shelter

n. Bunker in which to hide with one's tax returns when the press come around.

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I need a few more yards of concrete. The reporters got a backhoe and dug up my last tax shelter.

Have you thought of using a charitable foundation?

by gnostic3 October 3, 2016

unconventional

v. Method of choosing a political leader using only intelligent choice and arithmetic. No balloons, wonky hats or mindless chanting.

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Due to the covid outbreak the presidential candidates will be chosen in an unconventional manner.

by gnostic3 August 4, 2020