racyst

n. Bothersome growth that must be removed from the body politic for society to function properly.

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Waving signs and chanting is all fine but it takes concerted action to excise a racyst.

by gnostic3 October 05, 2020

wordleing

v. Wasting time on a pseudo-intelligent pursuit.

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You still playing that Candy Crush! Not me. Look at how my brain case be growing. That is all wordleing bro!

by gnostic3 March 21, 2022

flaming

v. Engaging in an outrageous activity such as destroying someone’s life online, wearing a lot of feathered boas or, in Canada, supporting the Calgary Flames ice hockey team.

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Up for some flaming on the weekend.

Will there be overly-loud music and muscular Canucks fighting?

Do beaver have chiseled teeth?

by gnostic3 February 10, 2020

qatarhero

n. Person who makes the defining play which wins the coveted trophy, contract, election etc.

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Ronaldo will never be the qatarhero..

Yeah. He's more of a lifetime qatargoat.

by gnostic3 November 25, 2022

diven

v. Past tense of “dive”. Used by cool folks and mermaids.

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Julie has diven more places than a crooked mermaid boxer.

by gnostic3 December 19, 2022

trumpster fire

n. Massive destructive melt-down.

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If they try to oust Putin it will trigger a trumpster fire.

by gnostic3 November 22, 2020

herpectomy

n. Removal of a herpetic lesion. A fanciful operation conceived by alternative practitioners and desired by ignorant sufferers.
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So I was all like, "I needs a herpectomy, I got a date tonight!" And he just stares down his stethoscope and says that operation don't exist. Don't exist! I see ads for it on those bus signs every day!

by gnostic3 November 04, 2016