vaticant

n. A mythical centre of negative religiosity. A beacon of despair for atheists.

..............................

What up? The Vatican has cancelled Easter.

Sounds more like something the vaticant would do.

by gnostic3 March 18, 2020

instagran

n. Woman who becomes a granny at a young age, usually with little warning.

........................

Hey Matilda! I hear you are an instagran. What up? Like mother like daughter eh?

I will cut you!

by gnostic3 March 18, 2021

beaverpox

n. Infectious disease first identified in lonely sexually ambiguous Canadian fur trappers. Currently sweeping the globe it is found primarily in moist low-lying regions. A lotion containing maple syrup has been found to be ineffective in containing its spread but is quite tasty.

...............

You got the beaverpox there Henri?

On no! That be just where my thong be pinching me.

by gnostic3 May 30, 2022

koala toaster

n. Australian bush fire.

.............

Smell that eucalyptus tang in the air? Must be a koala toaster high in the Blues.

by gnostic3 December 27, 2019

pillosi

n. Suicide capsule taken when all hope is erased.

............

The zombies have broken through. Hand me a pillosi!

Wait Mr. President I think I know their weakness.

by gnostic3 March 18, 2021

St. Patrick’s daze

n. A pleasant foggy feeling that comes on after one’s ninth green beer.

....................

Here now. Don’t you be talking so loud like. Me and the leprechauns are just enjoying our St. Patrick’s daze.

by gnostic3 March 17, 2019

merdawg

n. Ultracool way intelligent transgenic animal created in a lab by splicing together a merman and a dog, although some are created on sandy beaches when the moonlight is magical. Able to breathe underwater, rescue drowning babies, find undersea pirate treasure, and destroy evil ocean polluters.

...............

Aaarrgg! Where be my golden treasure? Curse that overly cute merdawg!

by gnostic3 March 25, 2022