n. Small child who loves wet snow and all the glorious things that can be done with it, most of which involve slushed sisters.
by gnostic3 April 28, 2019
n. Intense burning sensations caused by too close a shave; usually in the southern hemisphere.
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You seem to be sitting as if in great discomfort.
Yeah. It's the Brazilian fires. It's terrible.
I hear some experts think water bombers might be effective.
Sounds drastic, but I am willing to try anything.
Yeah. It's the Brazilian fires. It's terrible.
I hear some experts think water bombers might be effective.
Sounds drastic, but I am willing to try anything.
by gnostic3 August 30, 2019
by gnostic3 June 06, 2020
n. People who deny the need for taking preventative measures in any field of endeavour.
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These steel fragments I take out of your corneas every week are not only painful for you but will eventually leave you sightless, unemployable, broke and homeless. Why not wear this free preventative mask?
I spit on your logic! And your “prevention”! I come from a long proud line of masklaffers and I have inherited their pride, their blind ignorance of logic and science and ...
And their guide dogs?
ESPECIALLY their guide dogs!
I spit on your logic! And your “prevention”! I come from a long proud line of masklaffers and I have inherited their pride, their blind ignorance of logic and science and ...
And their guide dogs?
ESPECIALLY their guide dogs!
by gnostic3 May 08, 2021
I got the sensitive teeth doc, so you best use the prime numbber when I is in your needlessly complex chair.
by gnostic3 February 06, 2019
n. Removal of a herpetic lesion. A fanciful operation conceived by alternative practitioners and desired by ignorant sufferers.
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So I was all like, "I needs a herpectomy, I got a date tonight!" And he just stares down his stethoscope and says that operation don't exist. Don't exist! I see ads for it on those bus signs every day!
by gnostic3 November 04, 2016
n. Well-dressed earnest motivationalist who helps disaffected urbanites to reach their full potential by unmasking and eliminating any splenocentric phobias, taboos or sexual blocks. Tasty snacks, sachets of aromatic herbs, and vaginal whispering are usually included on a BOGO basis.
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So much repressed hostility, giggling at the sight of certain flowers, and so many unexplained bruises and episodes of epistaxis;: I think I need a spleen coach.
Or a competent haematologist.
Or a competent haematologist.
by gnostic3 June 25, 2019