Definitions by gnostic3

tear jerkery 

n. Actions or words which evoke an overly sympathetic response. Often employed by pathetic losers.

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Do not bother with an appeal. Your tear jerkery will not change our minds.You are guilty guilty guilty.

tear jerkery by gnostic3 January 20, 2020

balliday

n. brief NFL-free period following a weekend of games, replays and snacks.

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My eyes are worn-out. I needs me a balliday.

balliday by gnostic3 January 20, 2020

tennesseen 

adj. Over with. Done. The end of a brief run of an unexpected popularity or success that may never be repeated.

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Trust me. That Weinstein Guy is done. Totally tennesseen.

tennesseen by gnostic3 January 20, 2020

frazin 

adj. Several degrees colder than frozen. A Canadian skater expression.

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Yo! Layer on the woollies. It is frazin down at the skatepark.

You mean frozen? Are your lips iced up?

frazin by gnostic3 January 20, 2020

ras-putin

n. dictatorial leader with a mysterious hold on the country who changes the constitution so he can continue in power for life.

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Looks like Russia has a nascent ras-putin on their hands.

Lots of them around.

ras-putin by gnostic3 January 20, 2020

yank drubbing 

v. Defeating the USA in any sporting competition. Also a sexual euphemism in Canada.

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After a tiring morning with the Finns the Swedes will be yank drubbing all night long.

yank drubbing by gnostic3 January 2, 2020

Nude Year’s Eve 

n. Pretty, unclothed, woman ready to party in the coming Eden that will be the future. Usually drunk.

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Any plans for tonight? Watching a large ball drop perhaps? Perhaps two?

Not me. I am going to be the Nude Year’s Eve Watch out world! HoooooYahhh!

Okay. Well. Be safe.

Nude Year’s Eve by gnostic3 January 1, 2020