grand slam

n. A ban from entering all four major tennis tournaments in the same year.

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Looks like he is one down and three to go in his pursuit of a grand slam.

Wimbledon will be tough. He’s always had trouble with the English courts.
by gnostic3 January 18, 2022
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yank drubbing

v. Defeating the USA in any sporting competition. Also a sexual euphemism in Canada.

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After a tiring morning with the Finns the Swedes will be yank drubbing all night long.
by gnostic3 January 02, 2020
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dwank

adj. Totally incoherent due to a lack of sleep.

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You should not be doing heart surgery when you are dwank:; nor should you be running the country.
by gnostic3 November 21, 2019
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drunkish

adj. Sort of inebriated but still functional.

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Are you drunk nurse? This is a very complex operation.

Define drunk. I admit that I may be a bit dunkis. I mean drunkish. But nobody is perfect. Am I right? (attempts to clumsily high five surgeon and knocks tray of instruments onto floor)
by gnostic3 January 01, 2018
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Perth strides

n. Aussie term for stupid impractical shoes and, by extension, any useless object or person.

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G’day Bruce! Seen the Canuck news on the telly? That Shandro and his dingo mate Kenney are proper Perth strides.
by gnostic3 March 28, 2021
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n. Canadian franchised eating establishment with wobbly tables and flaming pits where customers can eat what they brung after cooking it themselves ... or not. Based loosely on a cross between pre-colonial Canadian cafes and downscale hobo camps.

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Hungry? Me too! Let's club a raven and hunker down at Amanda's Self-Cook BYOF Eatery, where if you don't like your meal you can try again ... or not.
by gnostic3 July 05, 2023
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Vote

n. A choice for a leader, made by a citizen, that may or may not carry any value.

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My vote has been cast, and may be counted or discarded. I will just have to wait and see.
by gnostic3 November 21, 2020
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