Utah gold

n. Salt:; from the Great Salt Lake.

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Shake some more Utah gold onto your eggs young one. It makes our state grate.

You mean great?

by gnostic3 December 21, 2019

meekling

n. Someone who supports a criminally incompetent, deranged, or otherwise evil superior to avoid any personal troubles associated with just saying “No More!”.

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Romney is not a meekling.

by gnostic3 February 07, 2020

adoughable

adj. A heart-warming quality held by any flour-based product that is artistically crafted or made by a small child.

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Kitten-shaped cupcakes! That's adoughable!

Are you making fun of my cleft palate?

by gnostic3 November 22, 2022

dumple

n. Small pile of excretement. A term used exclusively by small children and rich urbanites with tiny dogs.

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What a cute dumple! Who's mummy's little precious?

Mother! I'm in law school. Let it go.

by gnostic3 August 04, 2016

Eyesome

adj. Cool kids expression synonymous with the decidedly dated expression “on fleek” which is now being used only by wrinklies and cartoon captionists.

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TheNurse is looking totally eyesome these days.

Yes. More delicious than a leek.

by gnostic3 March 28, 2019

poopocalypse

n. Catastrophic spillage of feces. Often involves splatters on walls and ceilings during diaper changes and results in liberal swearing, heavy drinking, vows of celibacy etc.

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Go to sleep Delano. Mommy is going to drink wine until she forgets your latest poopocalypse.

by gnostic3 March 07, 2015

bracketter

n. Person who spends his life developing strategies to solve complex fantasy-world puzzles while ignoring the real problems abounding on all sides.

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If Kenney wasn’t such a bracketter he could have solved some of our problems by now.

by gnostic3 March 19, 2022