Definitions by gnostic3

toppler 

n. Fiercely involved leader who wants to take action and remove oppressive institutions and the symbols of those ways. Sometimes statues are toppled: sometimes statutes.

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Rewrite the record! Change history! Bring on the toppler!

toppler by gnostic3 March 29, 2021

justice tears 

n. The physical manifestation of the emotional upheaval caused by the realisation that centuries of evolving democratic justice have been brutally erased by a tyrant.

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Why are you crying little one?

The spirits of truth and democracy lie in the ashes. I cry justice tears.

I told you not to watch Game of Thrones.

justice tears by gnostic3 March 29, 2021

demeshing 

v. Removing surgically implanted plastic mesh in an attempt to alleviate odd symptoms. By extension a euphemism for any pointless or inherently futile activity.

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Another election in Israel! When will the demeshing end?

demeshing by gnostic3 March 29, 2021

drover smudge 

n. Slightly greasy spot where a drover stood before the bushfires.

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Mind how you step mate! Plenty of koala droppings about and one drover smudge the size of a Melbourne channel ferry.

Thought of buying a vaccy Burt? Might reduce the pong a bit.

drover smudge by gnostic3 March 29, 2021

boltoned 

v. Destroyed. Revealed to be grossly imperfect.

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That new skater DT thought he was all that but he just got boltoned. .

boltoned by gnostic3 March 29, 2021

peachy keen 

adj. Enthusiastically supportive of impeachment.

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The peachy keen folk are starting to drool on their entitlements.

peachy keen by gnostic3 March 28, 2021

oilering 

n. Chiling and watching some top-notch hockey on the tube. Brews not optional. Also a sexual euphemism in Canada.

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Dude! Up for some oilering? Crosby’s in town.

I don’t know. Still a little sore.

oilering by gnostic3 March 28, 2021