ICEcastle

n. Securely constructed fortress with moat and portcullis (or modern equivalents) and a dungeon straight out of a fairy tale where interlopers in the kingdom can be deprived of food, warmth, legal rights and fingernails by an abusive king or baron bewitched by an evil stepwife.

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All the screaming from the ICEcastle is in a foreign language;: so I really don’t care.

ICEcastle by gnostic3 February 9, 2026

icemaster 

an icemaster occurs most often in hotel rooms, lobbies, etc. A bucket of ice is thrown into someone's face. Side effects of an icemastering include ice chips scattered across the room and being thrown out of the lobby of a very nice hotel.

Person 1: "Hey! You know what?"

Person 2: *looks at person one*

Person 1: *throws bucket of ice in face of Person 2*

"Icemastered!"

-a 6'10" ripped hotel security guard shows up at 3am to tell a group of guys to quiet down and escort them to their room.

Guy 1: "Hey guys...Should I icemaster him?"

icemaster by The Real Slappy McGee April 6, 2011