n. any lifestyle consisting of existence in a bleak setting surrounded by identical people, houses, jobs etc.
Hey, are you going to apply for the associate dough stirrer position when Doug finally succombs to starchy pulmonary granulomatosis?
No way! The penguin's life is not for me. I'm gonna open a bong repair shop in Malibu and surf, surf, surf.
Don't forget to buy a black and white tuxedo wet suit.
No way! The penguin's life is not for me. I'm gonna open a bong repair shop in Malibu and surf, surf, surf.
Don't forget to buy a black and white tuxedo wet suit.
by gnostic1 January 03, 2011
Get the penguin's life mug.n. fictional place where women obtain stretch marks; caution should be employed when using word around pregnant people.
Check out Rebecca. Methinks she's been spending a lot of time at that new stretch market.
What'd I hear you say? You come back here! You hear!
What'd I hear you say? You come back here! You hear!
by gnostic1 July 24, 2011
Get the stretch market mug.n. money required to fund repairs and clean-up after a riot, rock festival, family reunion etc. Also used with humourous intent by anarchists budgeting for rocks, balaclavas, bail, matches etc. before a riot.
I don't know why those government wanks are upset. Their fussbudget for the riot was lower than ours.
Yeah but that's because you insist on designer face masks, a film crew and imported bricks. I'm beginning to think you're not a real anarchist.
Yeah but that's because you insist on designer face masks, a film crew and imported bricks. I'm beginning to think you're not a real anarchist.
by gnostic1 August 25, 2011
Get the fussbudget mug.place. Refreshing Canadian village untouched by time, grime or crime.
Situated on a gravelly glacial morraine just out of sight of the majestic Rocky mountains and very close to the rich fertile earth of Benalto Eckville's lack of oil deposits have kept it from the neo-industrialisation that has despoiled much of Alberta. Eckvillians, untouched by the trappings of ostentatious wealth displayed by their consanguinous neighbours in Benalto, revel in their Amish-like attachment to aging wooden vehicles and small poultry holdings. Nestled in their wooded canyon, well-served by an ice-highway in winter and government motor-sled service in summer, Eckville has become a haven for performance artists, accordian troupes and genetically modified geese enthusiasts.
A very camp "Bavarian Lawn Ornament Festival" featuring displays of Austrian Gnomes and Miniature Jockeys is held at the Putsch Hall in even-numbered years and usually attracts a good number of older germanic gentlemen holding boldly decorated beer steins and youg busty-blausen co-eds with shaved heads.
Clubs devoted to hunting elk, pond hockey, rock sorting, gravel amassing and duck breeding help to keep the populace amused through the long winters.
The long-planned Holocaust Memorial is on hold, since the needed permits have been denied, but a new windshield chip repair shop will open in the fall of 2012 to provide some needed jobs and bring some outsiders off the road.
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Situated on a gravelly glacial morraine just out of sight of the majestic Rocky mountains and very close to the rich fertile earth of Benalto Eckville's lack of oil deposits have kept it from the neo-industrialisation that has despoiled much of Alberta. Eckvillians, untouched by the trappings of ostentatious wealth displayed by their consanguinous neighbours in Benalto, revel in their Amish-like attachment to aging wooden vehicles and small poultry holdings. Nestled in their wooded canyon, well-served by an ice-highway in winter and government motor-sled service in summer, Eckville has become a haven for performance artists, accordian troupes and genetically modified geese enthusiasts.
A very camp "Bavarian Lawn Ornament Festival" featuring displays of Austrian Gnomes and Miniature Jockeys is held at the Putsch Hall in even-numbered years and usually attracts a good number of older germanic gentlemen holding boldly decorated beer steins and youg busty-blausen co-eds with shaved heads.
Clubs devoted to hunting elk, pond hockey, rock sorting, gravel amassing and duck breeding help to keep the populace amused through the long winters.
The long-planned Holocaust Memorial is on hold, since the needed permits have been denied, but a new windshield chip repair shop will open in the fall of 2012 to provide some needed jobs and bring some outsiders off the road.
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I'm nearly out of gas Sophie. Why don't we drive a few miles off the beaten path and get some gas and a few bags of gravel in Eckville?
Good choice Saul! If we're lucky the Rock Festival is this weekend.
Good choice Saul! If we're lucky the Rock Festival is this weekend.
by gnostic1 July 08, 2011
Get the Eckville mug.n. "sporting" activity in which marginally inebriated Canadians curl large lumps of granite down a frozen carpet of ice in order to obtain a "hammer" which, I believe, is the metric equivalent of a "fifth" of rye. Oddly enough a "fifth", in curling, is a player too incompetent to play well. Brooms are used to clear debris off the ice and roller blades can be worn for decreased traction but aren't compulsory.
Originally the game was played on Scotland's lakes by English soldiers with frozen lumps of haggis.
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Originally the game was played on Scotland's lakes by English soldiers with frozen lumps of haggis.
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Dude! I feel like a bonspiel tonight! Let's totally whip some stones into the hack and try to knock out some inturns with a double raise!
Listen to yourself. You've only been curling for a month and already you sound like a Canadian stoner.
Hurry hard!
Listen to yourself. You've only been curling for a month and already you sound like a Canadian stoner.
Hurry hard!
by gnostic1 September 12, 2011
Get the bonspiel mug.Nice apartment dude. Perhaps a bit tiny. I hope your new wife isn't claustral.
No. I think she's Lutheran.
No. I think she's Lutheran.
by gnostic1 January 15, 2012
Get the claustral mug.adj phrase. Laudatory remark voiced when someone does anything of earth-shattering importance: usually used ironically.
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Nice work finishing up those carrots. You are the bolt.
Are you being sarcastic?
No man. You are totally the bolt.
Are you being sarcastic?
No man. You are totally the bolt.
by gnostic1 August 05, 2012
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