football seasoning

n. A certain uniquely attractive flavor that football adds to the autumn.
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Man, the atmosphere around here is dead gruesome. The world is bland ... bland I tell you!

Wait until next week. That is when the football seasoning is going to spice up your life.
by gnostic1 September 08, 2011
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eeyoric

adj. having the qualities of Eeyore, i.e. being strikingly gloomy, sad or ho hummish on a chronic basis.
Check out the eeyoric goth chick with the tears tattooed on her cheeks. So sad.

She's probably upset because she's at Baskin Robbins instead of her dark castle.

Yeah. Her dark castle in 1398.
by gnostic1 March 19, 2011
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evilboosh

Beverage that contains too much alcohol or soporific drug.
This evilboosh has got me drunk and someone has peed my pants.
by gnostic1 June 23, 2010
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pusability

n. a medical term used to indicate that it is uncertain which venereal disease is rotting your genitals this time.
Whoa! That looks nasty. Did the doctor say what you got?

He said there's a pusability I got the syph, or maybe galloping herpes. He suggested I stay inside with the lights off and the doors locked until the swabs come back.
by gnostic1 March 16, 2011
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fumer

Person who acts like he's sniffed too much gasoline, glue etc. Possessed of a confused, disconnected brain.
I want a scalpel, not a forceps! You are such a fumer!
by gnostic1 August 06, 2010
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smile fairy

n. fictitious being who bestows cute smiles on pretty womenfolk.

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Hi Princess. Looks like you need a visit from the smile fairy.

He's not going to take my lips away and leave me a quarter under my pillow is he?

No! No! He takes frowns away.

And leaves money?
by gnostic1 August 02, 2011
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Innisfail

place. bulging village in Alberta, Canada with one conservative eye on the future, one even more conservative eye on the past, and a third eye, indicative of its growing Hindu population, on its soul.

Obtained from Cree indians in return for urgently needed medicine and future considerations the sparklingly clean town sits at the foot of Antler Hill from which the beckoning lights of Red Deer can be seen.

Cattle feed, cattle tack, cattle slaughtering, and, in fact, shops for all your cattle-related needs can be found in the village, which elects a Cattle Princess every year to march in the Bovine Industry Parade each July 14.

A local zoo has supplied many animals to the american film industry. "Borat", for example used twin Innisfail bears to play one regular bear.

"Brokeback Mountain" , which required scenes of desolation and a certain look to its cowboys, was filmed near Innisfail.

Tourism is still in its infancy but a hostelry is slated to open in the fall of 2014 and an information kiosk is planned next to the highway.

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Isn't Innisfail a beautiful medieval city nestled in the breathtaking mountains?

You're thinking of the Innisfail in Scotland. This is the one with all the doleful cattle.
by gnostic1 July 02, 2011
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