100 definitions by gnostic 1
v. Clearing snow off the skatepark or, by extension, other surfaces such as sidewalks and stairways.
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Dude! It's blizzardy! Looks like we'll be shoveling white tomorrow.
"Blizzardy"? Do you ever speak proper English?
"Blizzardy"? Do you ever speak proper English?
by gnostic 1 February 1, 2013
n. An alternative item or course of action, often used in a derogatory or quizzical sense.
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We could build a bridge across the bay, or, and here I'm just free styling, we could dig a tunnel.
Well, that is a whole different box of balloons
Well, that is a whole different box of balloons
by gnostic 1 April 30, 2013
n. Hockey term. A scoring move in which the stick and puck go around the goalie one way while the shooter goes the other. Requires long arms and extreme panache.
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by gnostic 1 December 29, 2014
n. Any large glitch, impediment or disaster that sinks a movie project, or, by extension, any other project.
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How's the search for a new house coming?
Not so good. We hit a speilburg. The bank wanted one of us to have a job. I was starting to argue about it when the burglar alarms went off and they threw us out.
A second speilburg? Wow!
Yeah. I haven't seen my wife since. I think ... I think I may have lost her.
Not so good. We hit a speilburg. The bank wanted one of us to have a job. I was starting to argue about it when the burglar alarms went off and they threw us out.
A second speilburg? Wow!
Yeah. I haven't seen my wife since. I think ... I think I may have lost her.
by gnostic 1 December 31, 2013
n. Brilliant collection of strange new ducks and old ducks with new, usually pornographic, uses.
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Dude! What is that odd creature waddling behind you?
Oh, just something I found at Urban Ducktionary. We kind of bonded.
You gonna fatten her up and eat her?
Something like that.
Oh, just something I found at Urban Ducktionary. We kind of bonded.
You gonna fatten her up and eat her?
Something like that.
by gnostic 1 December 23, 2012
n. phrase - Expression used when denegrating any mundane sexual experience
or second-rate event.
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or second-rate event.
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by gnostic 1 April 13, 2013
n. Tricks that look like they are hard and interesting but aren't. Term used by surfers, boarders and hookers.
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Did you see that! I did a leapstand and a board hoard! Fakey!
You did some yorkers. Grow up.
That was yesterday. Today I did skater stuff.
You did some yorkers. Grow up.
That was yesterday. Today I did skater stuff.
by gnostic 1 March 11, 2013