gnostic 1's definitions

bro-sures

n. Reassurances given to male friends. Usually boosting ego or confidence. Similar to a push-up bro and ego push-ups.

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Your hair looks great man. You don't look like a dweeb at all. Flock of Seagulls still rules.

Thanks man. I'd be a mess without your bro-sures.

by gnostic 1 November 5, 2013

drug

n. Past gerundial form of the verb drag, as used by skaters and bangers.

Who drug that ramp up next to here? You? You crazy strong.

That is correct. It were I. I drug it.

by gnostic 1 January 19, 2013

howzat?

Interrogatory phrase expressing confusion and implying that something is seriously amiss.

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Downton Abbey is still on the air, along with American Idol and that Gilligan's Island contest.

Howzat?

by gnostic 1 February 9, 2013

charmageddon

n. A full-on irresistable James Francoesque charm storm of Biblical proportions.

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Babe at four o'clock, but don't even bother. She is totally out of your league.

I'm going in. Don't wait up. No one can resist my charmageddon.

So I'll see you in five minutes?

Three.

by gnostic 1 October 7, 2013

yorkers

n. Tricks that look like they are hard and interesting but aren't. Term used by surfers, boarders and hookers.

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Did you see that! I did a leapstand and a board hoard! Fakey!

You did some yorkers. Grow up.

That was yesterday. Today I did skater stuff.

by gnostic 1 March 10, 2013

skid

v. Improve, add meaning to, make worthwhile.

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We got to skid this team if we are going to see the playoffs this year.

Word.

by gnostic 1 June 14, 2013

harpering

v. Dithering, performing needless tasks while gauging popular opinion.

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Quit harpering and make a decision. The house is burning; we should leave.

Does my hair look okay? What if the press is watching?

by gnostic 1 June 15, 2013