Definitions by gnostic 1

yorkers 

n. Tricks that look like they are hard and interesting but aren't. Term used by surfers, boarders and hookers.

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Did you see that! I did a leapstand and a board hoard! Fakey!

You did some yorkers. Grow up.

That was yesterday. Today I did skater stuff.

yorkers by gnostic 1 March 10, 2013

ducking 

v. Avoiding responsibility.

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Hey! Where you been? That conclave be started. You ducking?

No Monsigneur.

ducking by gnostic 1 March 10, 2013

Woolong 

Only the best town in Australia! Wrestled from the unforgiving land and plowed into a submissive paradise where waves lap the shore in a frenzy of foam.

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Get your board mate! The waves are lapping at Woolong's foreshore like a rabid dingo.

Woolong by gnostic 1 March 10, 2013

Survivor: Vatican

Reality show in which Cardinals are locked in a room facing elimination challenges until only one is left to become Pope.

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Dude! Did you see the episode of Survivor: Vatican where the jowly cardfinal who thinks he's "all that" gets excommunicated?

No. No I did not.

Survivor: Vatican by gnostic 1 March 5, 2013

Skater's dozen 

n. Eleven. A reflection of both the abscence of resources and the humour of skaters.

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Dude! This crate only has eleven brewes.

A skater's dozen! Radical. Nine for me and four for you!

Tottally!

Skater's dozen by gnostic 1 February 24, 2013

brewes 

n. Beer, only like more than one beer, and said with panache by coolers and skaters and college boys.

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Open some brewes! It's gonna be a long skate to hell!

brewes by gnostic 1 February 24, 2013

coolers

n. Surfers rappers and others who think they is "cool".

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We all that!

Yeah, we coolers!

coolers by gnostic 1 February 24, 2013