Definitions by gnostic 1

jinkle 

v. To allow the back end of your skateboard, snowboard, car, or other conveyance, to wobble before re-gaining control.

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Dude! Nice jinkle. I thought you were headed for an awesome skatemark but you drug it down.

I am a great skate. Really great.

jinkle by gnostic 1 January 19, 2013

skate 

n. Short, snappy, hip form of the noun skater.

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I am the skate from Hell. I rule the ramps.

Right. Whatever dude.

skate by gnostic 1 January 19, 2013

sheepkabob 

n. Delicious mutton on a stick. Beloved in Perth.

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Would you like some sheepkabob mate.

Do I look like I'm from Perth?

sheepkabob by gnostic 1 January 18, 2013

pimple fairy

n. Mythical creature who visits teenagers at night and touches their faces with her zit wand.

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Wow. Looks like someone had a visit from the pimple fairy.

I will cut you. I swear to God.

pimple fairy by gnostic 1 January 18, 2013

draw wait 

n. Ice curling term for the time required to broom the house before the pebble fades.

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Dude! What's the draw wait on sheet seven?

Four minutes. Don't hog this one, eh!

draw wait by gnostic 1 January 7, 2013

terribull 

n. Any false explanation for a late report, missing cash, pregnancy etc. Usually said with an ironic sympathetic nod.

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.....so then there was this big crash, see, and like the heavens totally opened up and some big voice was all,"Judy! You is the chosen one!" So I said,"But I don't want to be pregnant. I got school to finish." (Sobs uncontrollably)

That's terribull. Let me get you a kleenex.

terribull by gnostic 1 December 30, 2012

serena 

v. To powerfully dominate, usually in a sport, business, or other competitive area.

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I am totally going to serena you. You'll be lucky if you survive!

Dude! It's just ping-pong.

serena by gnostic 1 December 30, 2012