n. Any pursuit that seems pointless, needlessly difficult, lacking in spectator appeal, and corrupt.
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WE are going to bring a planeload of Canadians down to the casino for an ice-curling tournament.
Isn't that kind of a tour de france?
Isn't that kind of a tour de france?
by gnostic 1 May 19, 2013
place. Bustling metropolis brimming with night life and dreamy-eyed folk chasing both the promise that is America and a sea of yellow cabs. Unlimited opportunity but limited seating. Concrete spires surrounding halal food carts beside world-class museums. Pigeons. So many pigeons. Many with feathers.
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Wow. That hurricane Sandy really messed this place up.
No. This is how it always looks.
Hey! How about those New York Knickerbockers!
No. This is how it always looks.
Hey! How about those New York Knickerbockers!
by gnostic 1 December 08, 2012
n. A derogatory term for any over-used Christmas song. The term was originally inspired by an insanely funny parody song not suitable for kiddies or younger elves.
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Listen. I think they are playing Dingle Bells and it is only November. Do they think we're a bunch of Perth cast-offs who can't tell time?
by gnostic 1 December 24, 2012
n. Anyone who has grown too old and infirm to continue at his trade or sport.
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Check out the wobbler playing hockey.
Can't read the writing on the wall.
Or anything else without his bifocals.
Can't read the writing on the wall.
Or anything else without his bifocals.
by gnostic 1 September 19, 2013
Reality show in which Cardinals are locked in a room facing elimination challenges until only one is left to become Pope.
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Dude! Did you see the episode of Survivor: Vatican where the jowly cardfinal who thinks he's "all that" gets excommunicated?
No. No I did not.
No. No I did not.
by gnostic 1 March 02, 2013
n. The oft-predicted final battle over the destiny of Earth's soul between the believers in global warming and the followers of Satan (or between the Global Warming Conspirators and the Holders of the True Knowledge).
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Pretty frigid today, ehh?
That's a sign of the coming warmageddon.
How is that even possible?
You'll see. You'll all see!
That's a sign of the coming warmageddon.
How is that even possible?
You'll see. You'll all see!
by gnostic 1 October 03, 2013
v. Improve, add meaning to, make worthwhile.
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by gnostic 1 June 14, 2013