this little blooper unfolds a new realm of disgusting,the guatemalan breathmint occurs when one very oily faced person pops a huge zit,and the hot puss infused ball launches through the air and lands in an unexpecting mouth!
by glimpze740 July 03, 2008
this little blooper unfolds a new realm of disgusting,the guatemalan breathmint occurs when one very oily faced person pops a huge zit,and the hot puss infused ball launches through the air and lands in an unexpecting mouth!
by glimpze740 July 03, 2008
This is the act of taking a shovel to scoop up a steaming pile of dog shit from your driveway, in order to relocate it so your shoes don't get shitty. After scooping up the dog shit, you throw it from across the driveway and hit the backboard of your basketball hoop.
If successful, at least one big turd will stick to the top right of the backboard.
If successful, at least one big turd will stick to the top right of the backboard.
by Glimpze740 July 11, 2008
Similar to the cotton swab ... a Q-tip is when you gradually, but unexpectedly, insert your penis into a woman's hatchet wound with your underwear still on.
by Glimpze740 July 11, 2008
1. N. - crap band mixed with ripoff Coheed and Cambria vocals and shitty guitar leads. One who listens and enjoys is obviously a homosexual.
2. V. - when six guys have sex with eachother in the anus all at the same time resembling a human pretzel.
2. V. - when six guys have sex with eachother in the anus all at the same time resembling a human pretzel.
1. "I went and saw Emarosa last night, I kinda liked them! Then I went home and sucked off my dad.
2. "Lukas, Jonny, ER, Jordan, Will, and Jonas had an Emarosa last night. they've been shitting liquid ever since."
2. "Lukas, Jonny, ER, Jordan, Will, and Jonas had an Emarosa last night. they've been shitting liquid ever since."
by Glimpze740 July 11, 2008
Everyone thinks a standard tanning bed gives the darkest and richest shade around, but those who think that have never experienced the Taliban Tan. It is the shade of skin you have after it is melted by radiation from a bomb that exploded near your tiny little village.
by Glimpze740 July 11, 2008
The time of day where you and three other buddies should break out four lines of any substance and take it to the dome together, resembling the four ones on the clock.
by Glimpze740 July 11, 2008