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11:11

The time of day where you and three other buddies should break out four lines of any substance and take it to the dome together, resembling the four ones on the clock.
"Holy shit guys it's 11:11! Time to ruin our lives!"
by Glimpze740 July 3, 2008
mugGet the 11:11mug.

baltic mini-ramp

This is a homosexual competition in which two gay male partners have anal intercourse with eachother until their fecal matter is in one compacted ball and ready to explode out of the anus. Both partners then lay down right next to one another on their stomachs. They then shove their testicles up between their legs forming a "mini-ramp" next to the anus.

The goal of this competition is to shoot the compacted shit-ball off of the testicles and see who ramps it the farthest. Loser of the competition eats both of the shit-balls.
person 1: "Why does that faggot have brown teeth?"

person 2: "He lost the Baltic Mini-Ramp last night. What a fag!"
by glimpze740 July 3, 2008
mugGet the baltic mini-rampmug.

Emarosa

1. N. - crap band mixed with ripoff Coheed and Cambria vocals and shitty guitar leads. One who listens and enjoys is obviously a homosexual.

2. V. - when six guys have sex with eachother in the anus all at the same time resembling a human pretzel.
1. "I went and saw Emarosa last night, I kinda liked them! Then I went home and sucked off my dad.

2. "Lukas, Jonny, ER, Jordan, Will, and Jonas had an Emarosa last night. they've been shitting liquid ever since."
by Glimpze740 July 4, 2008
mugGet the Emarosamug.

liquid festival

a nice and warm swirl of sperm from at least 4 different races and 2 different generations of people. This normally takes place once a year in your mom's anus.
"Are you going to attend the liquid festival this year? your mom is going to be there!"
by Glimpze740 July 3, 2008
mugGet the liquid festivalmug.

guatemalan breathmint

this little blooper unfolds a new realm of disgusting,the guatemalan breathmint occurs when one very oily faced person pops a huge zit,and the hot puss infused ball launches through the air and lands in an unexpecting mouth!
pizza face was over last night,he was handin out guatemalan breathmints like they were candy.
by glimpze740 July 3, 2008
mugGet the guatemalan breathmintmug.

Q-tip

Similar to the cotton swab ... a Q-tip is when you gradually, but unexpectedly, insert your penis into a woman's hatchet wound with your underwear still on.
"That slut thought she had gotten it all, but she was shocked when I slipped her the Q-tip."
by Glimpze740 July 2, 2008
mugGet the Q-tipmug.

Hungarian Polka

When you are having intercourse doggie style at a tempo of over 200 bpms, and your penis loses control and penetrates the anus and vagina furiously. One experienced in act of the Hungarian Polka can alternate between the two orifices one thrust at a time, without looking.
"While having sex with my wife last night, I was jamming some death metal on my ipod and start doing the Hungarian Polka. However, I accidentally got poo in my wife's vagina and she got vaginitis."
by Glimpze740 July 3, 2008
mugGet the Hungarian Polkamug.

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