gimme the money's definitions

Assassin

Hillary Clinton

The assassin Hillary Clinton has just murdered Ambassador Stevens in Benghazi

by gimme the money April 25, 2017

OC

stands for "original content"

generally used for meme pages on facebook

"you are an idiot, you stole this off tumblr, get some oc moron, unliking this page"

by gimme the money June 2, 2016

pain in the ass

To have discomfort in the buttocks

"anal went wrong last night, it was a pain in the ass"

by gimme the money April 11, 2016

hong kong

A city that can be either really high-tech or a ghetto slum depending on where you are in it. The same applies to its people. You're either a really rich Chinese (insert typical business-related job, such as entrepreneur or stock market share holder here) or a rice farmer with a lifetime savings equivalent to pocket change.

rich stock market guy: i just got wasted with my girlfriend on some imported wine in our 3 million dollar apartment (3 million dollar is implied as US dollars for urban dictionary relatability, as of July 2016, 1 USD = ~7.7 Hong Kong Dollars, and no, a 3 million US dollar apartment in Hong Kong is not an exaggeration)

rice farmer: can you give me some of that money?

rich stock market guy: diu lay lo mo!

by gimme the money July 26, 2016

average Joe

An average joe is a symbolization of an average American person (generally male). The term was used mainly in the late 90s - early 2000s, when the majority of America's population consisted of middle class citizens. Usually falls under the following traits: considered not to be dumb nor smart, follows any kind of sports (and also drinks heavily when their favourite team is not doing well), works five or six days a week (usually as a white collar worker), and comes home every night to sit on their sofas and watch TV.

Teacher: What do you want to be when you grow up, children?

Stupid child: Mommy said I could be anything, so I want to be a billionaire!

Asian: I want to be a doctor (because my parents are going to kill me if I dont!).
Child of American heritage: I want to be an average Joe.

by gimme the money August 29, 2016

bby

1. Abbreviation for baby. Also quite frequently might be a typo of "baby", since many people are not so lazy that they cannot type an extra letter.

2. Star Wars term used for calendar dates. Stands for "Before Battle of Yavin". Quite similar to BC in normal calendar date, which stands for "Before Christ".

1. "hey bby want to come over and have make out"

2. "Darth Vader was born 41 BBY."

by gimme the money May 24, 2016

Shiv

In hockey, a goalie that lets in a lot of goals.

In other words, a goalie that sucks.

Shit, 7-0 in the first period?! The goalie is a shiv.

by gimme the money November 2, 2016