gimme the money's definitions

hong kong

A city that can be either really high-tech or a ghetto slum depending on where you are in it. The same applies to its people. You're either a really rich Chinese (insert typical business-related job, such as entrepreneur or stock market share holder here) or a rice farmer with a lifetime savings equivalent to pocket change.

rich stock market guy: i just got wasted with my girlfriend on some imported wine in our 3 million dollar apartment (3 million dollar is implied as US dollars for urban dictionary relatability, as of July 2016, 1 USD = ~7.7 Hong Kong Dollars, and no, a 3 million US dollar apartment in Hong Kong is not an exaggeration)

rice farmer: can you give me some of that money?

rich stock market guy: diu lay lo mo!

by gimme the money July 26, 2016

leung

The best Chinese Last name that fits in North America. Other Chinese names (especially the hyphenated or 2 word ones) will look like your name was inherited straight from 11th Century China.

"Wow Mike Leung is so sexy, but wtf that rice farmer Steve Choi over there is retarded, even though his father is a rich stock market holder back in Hong Kong who buys him tons of plastic surgery."

by gimme the money May 15, 2016

happiness

Life's greatest illusion.

Unless you play world of warcraft

guy 1: I don't have money and thus I have no happiness :(

guy 2: Here have a snickers.. I mean world of warcraft

guy 1: thanks wow I feel great

by gimme the money May 15, 2017

montreal smoked meat

Divine and holy spiritual objects that Montrealers like to eat with their poutine (as does the rest of Canada)

"Man Montreal Smoked Meat goes down so nice with a can of beer eh"

by gimme the money December 8, 2015

teq

Stands for "That Escalated Quickly"

Dude 1: My new ruler is 30 centimeters
Dude 2: My penis is that large
Dude 1: teq

by gimme the money May 18, 2016

Shiv

In hockey, a goalie that lets in a lot of goals.

In other words, a goalie that sucks.

Shit, 7-0 in the first period?! The goalie is a shiv.

by gimme the money November 2, 2016

average Joe

An average joe is a symbolization of an average American person (generally male). The term was used mainly in the late 90s - early 2000s, when the majority of America's population consisted of middle class citizens. Usually falls under the following traits: considered not to be dumb nor smart, follows any kind of sports (and also drinks heavily when their favourite team is not doing well), works five or six days a week (usually as a white collar worker), and comes home every night to sit on their sofas and watch TV.

Teacher: What do you want to be when you grow up, children?

Stupid child: Mommy said I could be anything, so I want to be a billionaire!

Asian: I want to be a doctor (because my parents are going to kill me if I dont!).
Child of American heritage: I want to be an average Joe.

by gimme the money August 29, 2016