ghostToes 's definitions

Flabershamamagastered

a level of flabbergasted beyond the range of humanity itself

Person1: squeezes lemon into drink
Person2:

Person1: eats lemon, skin and all, then eats another one without even flinching
Person2: *and at that moment I was Flabershamamagastered*

by ghostToes July 13, 2023

Epstein Files

The Epstein Files are ██████ ██ ██████ consist of ███████ ████. He ████ ██████ ███████████ genitals ██████, ███ ████████████.

guy 1: Hey, ████████████
guy 2: sorry i don’t speak Epstein files

by ghostToes December 22, 2025

british people

dont exist

Guy:BRITISH PEOPLE ARE LIES TO SELL MORE TEA

by ghostToes July 12, 2023

Potted Plant

When you can’t think of a punch line so you just say

Guy1: I’m bored, what should we do?
Guy2: potted plant.
Guy1: what
Guy2: did i stutter?

by ghostToes July 6, 2023

Mashy Spike Plate

the ultimate weapon

Holmes vs Morarty…
…Aristotle vs. Mashy Spike Plate!!!
STAY STILL PLEASE..!

by ghostToes February 17, 2024

😊

Probably the most passive aggressive emoji

Guy: *literally acts like a douchebag and verbally abuses*
Girl: I’ll let you know that’s fucked up, I’m going to block you, and now hopefully you’ll understand you’re a piece of shit bitch 😊

by ghostToes July 6, 2023

Uh Oh, Here Comes The Noise!

go play pizza tower demo 0

“Uh Oh, Here Comes The Noise!”
Player: GOD DAMMIT

by ghostToes February 2, 2024