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Epstein Files

The Epstein Files are ██████ ██ ██████ consist of ███████ ████. He ████ ██████ ███████████ genitals ██████, ███ ████████████.

guy 1: Hey, ████████████
guy 2: sorry i don’t speak Epstein files

by ghostToes December 22, 2025

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Flabershamamagastered

a level of flabbergasted beyond the range of humanity itself

Person1: squeezes lemon into drink
Person2:

Person1: eats lemon, skin and all, then eats another one without even flinching
Person2: *and at that moment I was Flabershamamagastered*

by ghostToes July 13, 2023

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Threek

When a fork only has three prongs, this also works with Twoks and Oneks

Larry: why does this fork have 3 prongs?
Gerry: you mean a threek

by ghostToes July 6, 2023

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Mashy Spike Plate

the ultimate weapon

Holmes vs Morarty…
…Aristotle vs. Mashy Spike Plate!!!
STAY STILL PLEASE..!

by ghostToes February 17, 2024

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Uh Oh, Here Comes The Noise!

go play pizza tower demo 0

“Uh Oh, Here Comes The Noise!”
Player: GOD DAMMIT

by ghostToes February 2, 2024

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Oh Oh, Oh Hi There! Welcome to my hooker palace!
Oh Oh, Oh Hi There! Please don’t leave, I have no friends :(
Oh Oh, Oh Hi There! Let’s go camping, lemme touch ya
Oh Oh, Oh Hi There! HAHA, I tied you up!

Guy1: damn this shit fire

by ghostToes July 14, 2023

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