gentaXY's definitions
Contraction of "sham conversation". Used to describe the practice of engaging someone in conversation without aiming to create a rapport or derive any meaningful information from the exchange. Shamversations are occasionally benign but can be of great strategic importance if executed effectively; examples are given below.
"Dude, why don't I engage her friend in a shamversation, then you can have a clear path to score a homerun"
~ as used tactically by a wingman.
"My fucking ex-girlfriend showed up a the club, so I grabbed the first hot chick I could find and started a shamversation."
~ used by a recently dumped guy to avoid social humiliation.
"This weird guy kept messaging me on Facebook, so I'm having a shamversation with him, in case he kills himself or something."
~ used to keep Internet weirdoes at bay.
~ as used tactically by a wingman.
"My fucking ex-girlfriend showed up a the club, so I grabbed the first hot chick I could find and started a shamversation."
~ used by a recently dumped guy to avoid social humiliation.
"This weird guy kept messaging me on Facebook, so I'm having a shamversation with him, in case he kills himself or something."
~ used to keep Internet weirdoes at bay.
by gentaXY May 25, 2009
Get the Shamversationmug. Acronym: Low Resolution Fitty
English (UK) variation on the American term "Low resolution fox". Used to denote a female who may appear to be attractive either in a low resolution picture, or when viewed from afar IRL. However, on closer inspection it is revealed that she is in fact, fugly. Girls who fall into the LRF category often have toned & attractive bodies, but sport sub-par facial features.
English (UK) variation on the American term "Low resolution fox". Used to denote a female who may appear to be attractive either in a low resolution picture, or when viewed from afar IRL. However, on closer inspection it is revealed that she is in fact, fugly. Girls who fall into the LRF category often have toned & attractive bodies, but sport sub-par facial features.
by gentaXY May 18, 2009
Get the LRFmug. by gentaXY July 10, 2014
Get the Triforcedmug. 
Get the Phwnmug. A term used to describe any Ferrari F1 driver who is not Michael Schumacher. It is most commonly used to refer to Luca Badoer, as many people do not know his name or any other details about him (other than the fact he is a shit driver).
Since NOTMACHER conveys feelings of deep disappointment it may occasionally be used in general conversation to express this.
Since NOTMACHER conveys feelings of deep disappointment it may occasionally be used in general conversation to express this.
"I hope Schumacher's neck is better... fucking Notmacher is a bore to watch."
"Dude, I told you to get a bottle of DP not some cheap ass sparkling wine. Total notmacher..."
"Dude, I told you to get a bottle of DP not some cheap ass sparkling wine. Total notmacher..."
by gentaXY August 20, 2009
Get the NOTMACHERmug. 
Get the SPAGmug. A portmanteau of retard and keyboard, this term is used to describe moments where an individual has made grave errors in the SPAG of a typed sentence. Reboards can consist of simple typos such as teh, but can be far worse due to intoxication, sleep deprivation or general stupidity.
Reboard can also be used as a noun to describe a keyboard with poor design.
Reboard can also be used as a noun to describe a keyboard with poor design.
"Man, how did I misspell that?! I'm having a total reboard night!"
"Haha yeah, the MS Natural thing is a total reboard"
"Haha yeah, the MS Natural thing is a total reboard"
by gentaXY August 20, 2009
Get the Reboardmug.