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A portmanteau of retard and keyboard, this term is used to describe moments where an individual has made grave errors in the SPAG of a typed sentence. Reboards can consist of simple typos such as teh, but can be far worse due to intoxication, sleep deprivation or general stupidity.

Reboard can also be used as a noun to describe a keyboard with poor design.
"Man, how did I misspell that?! I'm having a total reboard night!"

"Haha yeah, the MS Natural thing is a total reboard"
Reboard by gentaXY August 20, 2009
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redboard 

Boasting about a winning wager after the contest has been completed, but never speaking about the wager before the race was run. Withholding of good information before a horse race then boasting about the winner after the race is over and the bet is safely cashed.
If you didn't give us the winner before the race do not redboard after the race is over.
redboard by Greg Calabrse January 25, 2008

Reblards 

Any person, over the age of 10 years old, that plays Roblox.
Yo, I heard Voidy and Dutch were reblards. They're like 30 and play Roblox constantly.
Reblards by YepItsRock July 16, 2021
A gun that fires 8mm bullets, the trigger often gets stuck.
I just bought a reboar
reboar by kritical October 18, 2006

Bipe-Rebarded 

A way of saying "you're type retarded." Meaning you are a fucking retard.
"You're Bipe-Rebarded, you'really Bipe-Rebarded bitch!

RedBoard 

When a group is carrying on a conversation and the content may be inappropriate for approaching persons. When someone in the group sees someone approach who could be offended they will announce "red board." At that time the group will either change the conversation or refrain from using foul or what some would deem offensive language or content. Basically following "red board" rules can save someone the headache of a visit to human resources or worse, termination of employment and worse, an expensive lawsuit.
RedBoard.

A group of workers is using some language which is pretty much peppered with what some would deem as foul language.
A co worker who could be offended by such approaches the group. As they see the co worker approaching someone denotes "Red board !" The group checks itself to ascertain they remain on good behavior as the co worker is in the area.
RedBoard by TheGreenWizard June 4, 2016

rebtarded 

being a drunken, retarded, redneck, rebel. You cant seem to grasp simple concepts and you slaughter the written word. Most of what you say is in drunken redneck speak.
That guy drank a gallon of moonshine while watching NASCAR and he swears when he puts up his confederate flag that its not racist, hes rebtarded
rebtarded by spitfire124 March 30, 2015
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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