ask-me-bollox

Irish phrase used in the North of Dublin to question the truth of a given statement, or the honesty of the speaker

A: Hey I just shagged Brad Pitt and Colin Farrell at the same time.
B: Ask-me-Bollox ye lying cow.

by Gem September 23, 2004

piss-clip

An idea invented by my friend and I on a drunken night out; piss-clips are large clips, similar to hair clips, which are used to hold up the rolls of fat on clinically obese people so that when they sit down to piss the excess fat doesn't sag into the toilet and get in the way. Can also be used as a term of abuse, for example:

"She's so fat she needs piss-clips!"

or, more simply:

"You stupid piss-clip!"

by Gem April 13, 2005

cute

a boy or girl either who has a perfect smile or is very attractive both looks and personality. it could also mean that someone is cute when they're lonley

Sophie: look at him sitting there on his own.
Gem: i know he's so small and cute...i wonder what he's thinking...

by gem October 23, 2004

confuzzled

(v) the state of being really confused and puzzled.

Those who cannot speak English makes me confuzzled.

by gem November 26, 2004

Gem

my name darnit!! formily known as "um..crystal, right?"

"Hey Gem!" ::in the halls::

by Gem November 07, 2004

Bubble vicious

a vicious girl with a big butt

That girl is bubble vicious

by Gem May 31, 2018

meat curtains

Also known as "beef curtains", "beef curtains" or "chicken bits"

"When we went back to hers, I was so up for it, until I saw those beef curtains!"

by Gem April 25, 2005