Definitions by geek.neo
shit-ski
Taking a stroll through any city in India in which the cows are allowed complete freedom of movement.
Shit-skiing at night can be considered an extreme sport, in particular when there aren't any street lights.
Shit-skiing at night can be considered an extreme sport, in particular when there aren't any street lights.
I'm off for a shit-ski to get some mineral water.
Dude, it's the middle of the night - you should wear protective gear!
Dude, it's the middle of the night - you should wear protective gear!
shitter
the alternate and more accurate name for twitter, especially when used by someone known for talking crap
PNR
Sir, we've passed the PNR - we have no choice but to continue the mission!
I ran into my boss on the subway yesterday - we hit the PNR after exactly two seconds so I had to take a Phoney Call
I ran into my boss on the subway yesterday - we hit the PNR after exactly two seconds so I had to take a Phoney Call
powerpoint monotonics
the art of putting an audience to sleep with incorrect use of a presentation.
features usually include - but are not limited to - having no personality to speak of, reading off the slides, packing slides with too much meaningless data and not actually getting anything across.
features usually include - but are not limited to - having no personality to speak of, reading off the slides, packing slides with too much meaningless data and not actually getting anything across.
whoa - where am i? dave's powerpoint monotonics put me right to sleep!
aw, man - if i'd known it was going to be a marathon of powerpoint monotonics i would've stayed at home and looked all that shit up on the internet.
aw, man - if i'd known it was going to be a marathon of powerpoint monotonics i would've stayed at home and looked all that shit up on the internet.
powerpoint monotonics by geek.neo May 6, 2010
spiritual paedophile
a psychologically highly developed person who takes an interest in a less developed member of the opposite sex.
this phenomenon may result in a relationship after a guidance period.
this phenomenon may result in a relationship after a guidance period.
our headmaster's a spiritual paedophile - he's taken the sports teacher under his wing... i think he's planning on taking her under his desk, as well
spiritual paedophile by geek.neo May 5, 2010
phonic thug
anyone who uses his phone / portable audio device on public transport, forcing their fellow passengers to listen to horrifically tinny blasts of what are usually the lamest songs on the radio
offenders usually require multiple requests to lower the volume / turn off the device, and it always helps if more than one person gets involved.
offenders usually require multiple requests to lower the volume / turn off the device, and it always helps if more than one person gets involved.
"hey, kid! turn that shit off! damned phonic thugs intruding on my phone calls..."
"the ride sucked - some phonic thugs hopped on just after me, and that's gotta be the worst sounding crap i've ever heard. i'd be embarrassed if people thought i listened to that pathetic shit"
"dude - i'm trying to sleep / read / not tear your stupid phonic thug head off, shut that shit down or get off the damn bus!"
"the ride sucked - some phonic thugs hopped on just after me, and that's gotta be the worst sounding crap i've ever heard. i'd be embarrassed if people thought i listened to that pathetic shit"
"dude - i'm trying to sleep / read / not tear your stupid phonic thug head off, shut that shit down or get off the damn bus!"
phonic thug by geek.neo April 29, 2010