ashortive

(pronounced ash-short-ive)
the assertiveness caused by Short Man Syndrome

waiter: "shit, but tom thumb over there's ashortive! he gave a me a lecture on political correctness just because i asked him if he'd prefer a taller chair..."

by geek.neo December 28, 2010

shitter

the alternate and more accurate name for twitter, especially when used by someone known for talking crap

guess who's on shitter! man, that kevin trudeau sheets like it's nobody's business!

by geek.neo July 26, 2010

vogonize

turning good poetry into vogon poetry by reading it horribly.

*sticks fingers into ears* aaargh! he's reading "tyger, tyger" in a monotone and pausing in all the wrong places! did he just manage to vogonize blake??

by geek.neo December 26, 2011