Definitions by geek.neo

point of no response

the awkward point in a conversation where both participants realize that there is absolutely nothing left to talk about

i ran into my ex today, the conversation was pleasant enough but we very quickly reached the point of no response, and it was time to make up crummy excuses and get the hell out of there

point of no response by geek.neo April 25, 2010

horn happy 

an expression for someone who overuses his vehicle's horn, specifically holding it down for more than a second at a time.

a horn happy person is usually particularly impatient on the road, and doesn't understand that holding down a vehicle's horn is an aggressive action that causes physical discomfort and harm to people (pedestrians, cyclists and rollerbladers) in the immediate vicinity of the car, in addition to irritating people who live in the area.

horn happy people are usually unaware of just how little actual value is added by their hooting - a typical result of a lengthy hoot is the slowing down or stopping of the person in front to see what all the trouble is.

i'd like to report that horn happy bastard - my ears are ringing!

horn happy by geek.neo April 25, 2010

bio-illogical clock 

the internal physiological mechanism responsible for causing one to wake up at workday times on the weekend.

also responsible for any low-grade sleep disorders and the inability to stay awake during any meetings held after lunch.

"it's saturday, go back to sleep!"
"i can't, it's my bio-illogical clock on the fritz again."

bio-illogical clock by geek.neo March 5, 2010