gaydos's definitions

putz

Term Jews use to explain ignorant ass holes or penises.

Rabbi Greenberg: That dude over there is a putz.

by Gaydos November 14, 2003

Armanian noodle dip

Sticking the head of the penis into the females nostril and ejaculating, then she sniffs it.

Miss.Hybrid Jones: Armanian noodle dip me baby.

by gaydos November 15, 2003

squiggely squigglers

The most dominant sports franchise in the the history of the universe, the parallel galaxies, and the dream land galaxies.

Sampson: And the Squiggely Squigglers have won their 8234242230932093832498329999844339284398420948242904823423984234984244320948240928429842930898398022398439992890838439820934839829084938239483920834398239829084304928424982420492842420498234230928424092842094284294084092824982348220498342092842098424092842092853098209384980309383059835359836038290288208220984209224908284209482842948209482492304824092842 championship

by gaydos October 25, 2003

adeenix

to stab a fork into something...

Crispus: why are u adeenixing the hard fertile soil?
Timm Robbins: Because of the fly catcher that is under the ground eating my left over cookies from last wednesday's episode of lets make a deal.

by gaydos October 25, 2003

poon plated porkie

an object that is plated with vaginal skin.

Miles: Hey Chester, look at that airplane over there.
Prope: Yes Miles, its a poon plated porkie airplane.

by Gaydos October 19, 2003

Moogilie

A dwarf in the forests of Gaydos land who live in tree trunks and when at night will steal things from other lifeforms.

Hubilowendo: At about 2:30 AM Pentiz time the Moogilies will come out.

Slick Willy: Ah, shit nah.

by Gaydos November 14, 2003

Riitt

A female's genitalia. A vagina.

President Hoover: Damn nigga, she must have a fat riitt.

by Gaydos November 14, 2003