gavin's definitions

haraam

fucking

haraam sala - fucking idiot

by gavin October 21, 2003

elastic band conversation

banal discourse that makes you want to throw up

they're like elastic bands but smaller and some have different colours

by gavin October 4, 2003

tod

anyone who is immature/annoying and 13 years old or younder

those damn tods keep playing coke music.

get those tods out of here man theyre making too much noise.

you fuckin tod get out of my face.

by gavin October 19, 2003

brew crew

pikey with 20 odd pence more than white cider pikey

-'mothers joined the brew crew'
-'snobby cunt'

by gavin September 14, 2003

ha got eem

What someone says after they say "DEEZ NUTZ"

Tom- Hey, somethin came in the mail today.
Wife- What?
Tom- DEEZ NUTZ!! HA GOT EEM

by GaViN May 14, 2015

Haxor

The bastardization of the word Hacker.

Someone who has does not understand the inner workings of a computer but knows how to download software that is used to attack and destroy or be used in a malicous nature. Most real hackers have gone through this phase, thinking they are "all powerful" because they can download someone else's tools to cause damage. When in reality the true art of a Hacker is to create said tools in attempt to find flaws and fix them in software and hardware.

See script kiddy

Hacker: wow, look at this newb.
H4x0r: ph33r my 1337n355!

H4x0r has been killed by Hacker (Teardrop doesn't work on me: Come back when you've learned something.)

by Gavin December 14, 2003

Gary Glitter

kiddie fidler who doesn't own a violin and isn't a child

that was nice of gary to babysit at such short notice

by gavin September 27, 2003