Kilroy

-ex mp who used to suck ken livingstone but now just sucks
-symbol of unemployment see shortland street

fuck pant fuck pant fuck pant fuck pant

by gavin September 28, 2003

trendie

A friendlier, more likeable version of a townie.

Goth: Is he likely to give us a beating?
More knowledgable Goth: Na we'll be ok hes a trendy

by Gavin May 15, 2004

scuffer

hegmonic power tool of the state.
law enforcer

then this pig scuffer cunt came up and took the milk off me.

by gavin September 27, 2003

Rub the cooch

To stimulate a woman's clitoris.

"Just rub the cooch man. she'll get so horny."

by Gavin December 10, 2004

elastic band conversation

banal discourse that makes you want to throw up

they're like elastic bands but smaller and some have different colours

by gavin October 04, 2003

shiatsu

non hand shandy massage
favoured by hippies and yoghurt weavers
very nice really

make me a cup of tea

by gavin September 28, 2003

buttmunch

someone who u generalli dont like and describe them as a 'buttmuncher'

i dont like you. your a buttmunch

by gavin March 19, 2005