banal discourse that makes you want to throw up
they're like elastic bands but smaller and some have different colours
by gavin October 04, 2003
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brew crew

pikey with 20 odd pence more than white cider pikey
-'mothers joined the brew crew'
-'snobby cunt'
by gavin September 14, 2003
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blarg

While it is almost impossible to decipher one true and absolute meaning for Blarg, there is a basic understanding of it's fundamental implementations:

1) An utterance of complete bafflement (as noted many times the author of such bafflement may remain speechless with only the word "blarg" comprehensive for some amount of time)

see also: confuzlement

2) A vocalization of complete disgust. A short pantomime of a vomiting sound. In this case you might want to draw the "blarg" out more to sound like a more authentic vomiting sound.

3) A short sigh expressing sadness and frustration in the same instant.
A What's that you say? Kathy Bates fully nude, awesome!
B blarg!
by Gavin November 30, 2003
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sowned

To more than just own someone in a video game, own them extreme prejudice in skill, style, and score.
we s0wned them last game :P
by Gavin December 14, 2003
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Gary Glitter

kiddie fidler who doesn't own a violin and isn't a child
that was nice of gary to babysit at such short notice
by gavin September 27, 2003
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Haxor

The bastardization of the word Hacker.

Someone who has does not understand the inner workings of a computer but knows how to download software that is used to attack and destroy or be used in a malicous nature. Most real hackers have gone through this phase, thinking they are "all powerful" because they can download someone else's tools to cause damage. When in reality the true art of a Hacker is to create said tools in attempt to find flaws and fix them in software and hardware.

See script kiddy
Hacker: wow, look at this newb.
H4x0r: ph33r my 1337n355!

H4x0r has been killed by Hacker (Teardrop doesn't work on me: Come back when you've learned something.)
by Gavin December 14, 2003
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gurning

ok aaron stop your gurning
by Gavin November 18, 2003
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