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Definitions by gary coleman iv

anal publisher 

One who publishes pictures of his/her pulverized anus.
Man, that goatse guy is a really good anal publisher.

nigga licka 

A whore who likes small black cock and especially loves to stick them in her mouth like a chocolate bar.
That girl Shaquita is definitely a nigga licka.
nigga licka by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008

scrotum load

A large amount of insults unleashed on one group of girls in order to begin a scuffle.
Did you say Cameron hold himself back from unleashing that scrotum load on that group of whores?

anal crater 

A crater that forms in one's anus, usually from sticking foreign objects inside of it.
Can you believe the anal crater that Marty got from the bottle that Kirk inserted into him? It's got to be over 3 feet in diameter!
anal crater by Gary Coleman IV June 16, 2008

Cellular-semenation

When giz is placed onto a random cellular telephone. When the phone is used at a later date, it is sticky and does not work properly.
Man, my phone has had some serious cellular-semenation done to it. There are only a few people who would do such a thing: Roger, Lee, and Ben.

MarioCock 

A cock that is able to go very fast and drop bananas and turtle shells out of the scrotum. Can make use of mushrooms to become larger and/or invincible.
Man, after I saw Toby's schlong devour that mushroom, I knew that he possessed one or two MarioCocks.
MarioCock by Gary Coleman IV June 16, 2008

super erection 

When you have an erection that is larger than your normal erection.
Man, I really love it when I have a super erection.