scurff

the act of unexpectedly running the interior part of your hand down the face of a bystander. most effective when one does it with a completely straight face and walks away slowly.

dude, you scurffed her so hard you made her nose bleed!

nice scurff man, he didnt even see it coming.

by Garth March 10, 2005

skiffy

describing stoners who fart. A stoner whom proceeds to fart, is therefore "skiffy".

Hippie: "Only skiffy stoners fart"
Jay: "WHAT IS YOUR DAMAGE LITTLE BOY?!?"
Silent Bob: "...."

by Garth November 21, 2004

millenium domes

Tits that look good from the outside, turn out to be nothing but fried eggs underneath the push up bra.

Check out the millenium domes on her.

by Garth August 04, 2004

yowling

A loud, ulating sound

Susan yowled loudly while I was cornholing her.

by garth September 16, 2003

work

The wooden fork you get in chip shops to eat your chips with

"Sporks are so cool"
"Now lets not forget the works"

by Garth May 09, 2004

fragus

all that is not not fragus

an apple is not fragus

by garth February 04, 2004