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abbreviation for 'Staff Sargent Schmeckle'
term held in the highest regards for those fortunate enough to know and love the Staff Sargent. difficult to determine why military honors were bestowed onto it. rumored to be exceptional at BYB, but recent studies have failed to confirm this. generally a nocturnal, cave dwelling creature, it is able to survive for weeks without human contact or movement of any kind, consuming only beer, smoke and kodiak. use extreme caution when approaching the S S S, as it posesses 'force-like' abilities in getting you do do its bidding (free smokes, rides, beers, etc). only one known S S S in existence.
variants: HanDan, ShitFuck, BitchNuts, HaaaaaaanDaaaaaaannnssoooooonnnn, DannyBoy, etc etc etc
term held in the highest regards for those fortunate enough to know and love the Staff Sargent. difficult to determine why military honors were bestowed onto it. rumored to be exceptional at BYB, but recent studies have failed to confirm this. generally a nocturnal, cave dwelling creature, it is able to survive for weeks without human contact or movement of any kind, consuming only beer, smoke and kodiak. use extreme caution when approaching the S S S, as it posesses 'force-like' abilities in getting you do do its bidding (free smokes, rides, beers, etc). only one known S S S in existence.
variants: HanDan, ShitFuck, BitchNuts, HaaaaaaanDaaaaaaannnssoooooonnnn, DannyBoy, etc etc etc
"Dood...have you seen S S S in a while?"
"No man...he bummed a smoke off me a few weeks ago, but i think he's hibernating now"
"Dude....wtf?"
"No man...he bummed a smoke off me a few weeks ago, but i think he's hibernating now"
"Dude....wtf?"
by GAR February 5, 2004
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Comes from granny's medicine, changed to granny gowls, shortened to gowls.
2. Ecstasy
Comes from granny's medicine, changed to granny gowls, shortened to gowls.
1. Did you get any gowl?
She'd a crazy looking gowl on her.
You had me at gowl.
2. You get the gowls for tonight?
Man I was gowled last night.
She'd a crazy looking gowl on her.
You had me at gowl.
2. You get the gowls for tonight?
Man I was gowled last night.
by Gar April 11, 2006
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- full contact basketball in the territory of the elusive S S S
- not for the weak or timid
2. Back Yard Baseball
- endless whiffleball game in GARs yard
- full contact basketball in the territory of the elusive S S S
- not for the weak or timid
2. Back Yard Baseball
- endless whiffleball game in GARs yard
"Dude! re'e'er BYB?"
"duuuud...i am STILL trying to recover from games we played 10 years ago"
"ferreallydohyo"
"duuuud...i am STILL trying to recover from games we played 10 years ago"
"ferreallydohyo"
by GAR June 20, 2006
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capable of holding 2+ grams in it, it was the only bowl deemed feasable for use on the Malice Green Monster though it was use on a variety of other pipes and bowls (including the short-lived 'enterprise', Green Monster, and Purple Wonder)
capable of holding 2+ grams in it, it was the only bowl deemed feasable for use on the Malice Green Monster though it was use on a variety of other pipes and bowls (including the short-lived 'enterprise', Green Monster, and Purple Wonder)
"Shit! one friggin rip and this bowl is cashed!"
"you know what the means dont you?"
"ohhhh yeh"
"time for the Liberty Bowl"
"sweeeeeet"
"you know what the means dont you?"
"ohhhh yeh"
"time for the Liberty Bowl"
"sweeeeeet"
by GAR February 5, 2004
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the Green Monster with optional 24 inch extension...increasing total length to 5 feet
often paired with the Liberty Bowl to increase bowl life
named in honor of malice green: black guy who recieved an unnecessary beat-down from the DPD
the Malice Green Monster was reserved for the most expert/stupid of tokers. one was considered legendary if he/she was able to clear it without coughing afterwards (snoman signature cough did not count)
unuseable alone due to extreme length, until it was discovered the a fireplace match between the toes would work well
often paired with the Liberty Bowl to increase bowl life
named in honor of malice green: black guy who recieved an unnecessary beat-down from the DPD
the Malice Green Monster was reserved for the most expert/stupid of tokers. one was considered legendary if he/she was able to clear it without coughing afterwards (snoman signature cough did not count)
unuseable alone due to extreme length, until it was discovered the a fireplace match between the toes would work well
"Time for some Malice Green Monster!"
"eat shit duud, I'm cashed out"
"Pussy!"
"Fuck Off!"
"doob?"
"koo"
"eat shit duud, I'm cashed out"
"Pussy!"
"Fuck Off!"
"doob?"
"koo"
by GAR February 5, 2004
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occasionally paired with the Liberty Bowl to extend bowl life
challenging hit for some, as it held too little water to provide chilly nice but a very useful tool for those who practiced with it often
also see: Malice Green Monster
occasionally paired with the Liberty Bowl to extend bowl life
challenging hit for some, as it held too little water to provide chilly nice but a very useful tool for those who practiced with it often
also see: Malice Green Monster
"Green Monster?"
"Fuck that...Malice Green Monster!"
"duuuuud"
"pussy!"
"FINE...pack that shit up, asshole!"
"Fuck that...Malice Green Monster!"
"duuuuud"
"pussy!"
"FINE...pack that shit up, asshole!"
by GAR February 5, 2004
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