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Liberty Bowl

removeable bowl top saved for extreme toke sessions

capable of holding 2+ grams in it, it was the only bowl deemed feasable for use on the Malice Green Monster though it was use on a variety of other pipes and bowls (including the short-lived 'enterprise', Green Monster, and Purple Wonder)
"Shit! one friggin rip and this bowl is cashed!"
"you know what the means dont you?"
"ohhhh yeh"
"time for the Liberty Bowl"
"sweeeeeet"
by GAR February 5, 2004
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S S S

abbreviation for 'Staff Sargent Schmeckle'

term held in the highest regards for those fortunate enough to know and love the Staff Sargent. difficult to determine why military honors were bestowed onto it. rumored to be exceptional at BYB, but recent studies have failed to confirm this. generally a nocturnal, cave dwelling creature, it is able to survive for weeks without human contact or movement of any kind, consuming only beer, smoke and kodiak. use extreme caution when approaching the S S S, as it posesses 'force-like' abilities in getting you do do its bidding (free smokes, rides, beers, etc). only one known S S S in existence.

variants: HanDan, ShitFuck, BitchNuts, HaaaaaaanDaaaaaaannnssoooooonnnn, DannyBoy, etc etc etc
"Dood...have you seen S S S in a while?"
"No man...he bummed a smoke off me a few weeks ago, but i think he's hibernating now"
"Dude....wtf?"
by GAR February 5, 2004
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gant

I walloped it into her gant.
Anyone who wears gant is a cunt.
by Gar March 17, 2004
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didz

slang term for the wildly addictive N64 game - 'Perfect Dark'

variants: p diddy, p didz
"Yo, wanna crack out on some didz?"
by GAR February 4, 2004
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BYB

1. Back Yard Basketball
- full contact basketball in the territory of the elusive S S S
- not for the weak or timid
2. Back Yard Baseball
- endless whiffleball game in GARs yard
"Dude! re'e'er BYB?"
"duuuud...i am STILL trying to recover from games we played 10 years ago"
"ferreallydohyo"
by GAR June 20, 2006
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re'e'er

"Re'e'er that one time?"
by GAR February 5, 2004
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Malice Green Monster

the Green Monster with optional 24 inch extension...increasing total length to 5 feet

often paired with the Liberty Bowl to increase bowl life

named in honor of malice green: black guy who recieved an unnecessary beat-down from the DPD

the Malice Green Monster was reserved for the most expert/stupid of tokers. one was considered legendary if he/she was able to clear it without coughing afterwards (snoman signature cough did not count)

unuseable alone due to extreme length, until it was discovered the a fireplace match between the toes would work well
"Time for some Malice Green Monster!"
"eat shit duud, I'm cashed out"
"Pussy!"
"Fuck Off!"
"doob?"
"koo"
by GAR February 5, 2004
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