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Definitions by gar

1. Back Yard Basketball
- full contact basketball in the territory of the elusive S S S
- not for the weak or timid
2. Back Yard Baseball
- endless whiffleball game in GARs yard
"Dude! re'e'er BYB?"
"duuuud...i am STILL trying to recover from games we played 10 years ago"
"ferreallydohyo"
BYB by GAR June 20, 2006
1. Female genitalia
2. Ecstasy
Comes from granny's medicine, changed to granny gowls, shortened to gowls.
1. Did you get any gowl?
She'd a crazy looking gowl on her.
You had me at gowl.

2. You get the gowls for tonight?
Man I was gowled last night.
gowl by Gar April 11, 2006
A close friend or confidant. Used in a fraternal context to address said friend. Bra for short.
He is such a chill bro. He's def a brahim.
brahim by Gar May 13, 2005
I walloped it into her gant.
Anyone who wears gant is a cunt.
gant by Gar March 17, 2004
abbreviation for 'Staff Sargent Schmeckle'

term held in the highest regards for those fortunate enough to know and love the Staff Sargent. difficult to determine why military honors were bestowed onto it. rumored to be exceptional at BYB, but recent studies have failed to confirm this. generally a nocturnal, cave dwelling creature, it is able to survive for weeks without human contact or movement of any kind, consuming only beer, smoke and kodiak. use extreme caution when approaching the S S S, as it posesses 'force-like' abilities in getting you do do its bidding (free smokes, rides, beers, etc). only one known S S S in existence.

variants: HanDan, ShitFuck, BitchNuts, HaaaaaaanDaaaaaaannnssoooooonnnn, DannyBoy, etc etc etc
"Dood...have you seen S S S in a while?"
"No man...he bummed a smoke off me a few weeks ago, but i think he's hibernating now"
"Dude....wtf?"
S S S by GAR February 5, 2004
"Re'e'er that one time?"
re'e'er by GAR February 5, 2004

Purple Wonder 

First water bong ever purchased by the infamous duo of: ElCapeton & LeGar

possible world record holder for longest surviving Bong from RO - with 10+ years of trusy service and counting, although now in semi-retirement awaiting its next chilly nice session

custom design fit perfectly in armrest hole of the LimeGreenMachine (rip) where it stayed 24/7/365 for 4 years, covertly hidden by a 'hightimes' magazine
"dude, wanna bong rip?"
"sure...lemme go to the caprice"
"purple wonder?"
"but of course"
"niiiiiiice"
Purple Wonder by GAR February 5, 2004