gar's definitions

Liberty Bowl

removeable bowl top saved for extreme toke sessions

capable of holding 2+ grams in it, it was the only bowl deemed feasable for use on the Malice Green Monster though it was use on a variety of other pipes and bowls (including the short-lived 'enterprise', Green Monster, and Purple Wonder)

"Shit! one friggin rip and this bowl is cashed!"
"you know what the means dont you?"
"ohhhh yeh"
"time for the Liberty Bowl"
"sweeeeeet"

by GAR February 5, 2004

gowl

1. Female genitalia
2. Ecstasy
Comes from granny's medicine, changed to granny gowls, shortened to gowls.

1. Did you get any gowl?
She'd a crazy looking gowl on her.
You had me at gowl.

2. You get the gowls for tonight?
Man I was gowled last night.

by Gar April 11, 2006

S S S

abbreviation for 'Staff Sargent Schmeckle'

term held in the highest regards for those fortunate enough to know and love the Staff Sargent. difficult to determine why military honors were bestowed onto it. rumored to be exceptional at BYB, but recent studies have failed to confirm this. generally a nocturnal, cave dwelling creature, it is able to survive for weeks without human contact or movement of any kind, consuming only beer, smoke and kodiak. use extreme caution when approaching the S S S, as it posesses 'force-like' abilities in getting you do do its bidding (free smokes, rides, beers, etc). only one known S S S in existence.

variants: HanDan, ShitFuck, BitchNuts, HaaaaaaanDaaaaaaannnssoooooonnnn, DannyBoy, etc etc etc

"Dood...have you seen S S S in a while?"
"No man...he bummed a smoke off me a few weeks ago, but i think he's hibernating now"
"Dude....wtf?"

by GAR February 5, 2004

Purple Wonder

First water bong ever purchased by the infamous duo of: ElCapeton & LeGar

possible world record holder for longest surviving Bong from RO - with 10+ years of trusy service and counting, although now in semi-retirement awaiting its next chilly nice session

custom design fit perfectly in armrest hole of the LimeGreenMachine (rip) where it stayed 24/7/365 for 4 years, covertly hidden by a 'hightimes' magazine

"dude, wanna bong rip?"
"sure...lemme go to the caprice"
"purple wonder?"
"but of course"
"niiiiiiice"

by GAR February 5, 2004

skindiggit

person who is generally undesireable.
often used to describe minorities.
may be applied to any person though.

variants: diggit, dig, skindig

"What are you? Some kind of skindiggit?"

by GAR February 4, 2004

BYB

1. Back Yard Basketball
- full contact basketball in the territory of the elusive S S S
- not for the weak or timid
2. Back Yard Baseball
- endless whiffleball game in GARs yard

"Dude! re'e'er BYB?"
"duuuud...i am STILL trying to recover from games we played 10 years ago"
"ferreallydohyo"

by GAR June 20, 2006

gungadinnz

enormous boobs; term generally reseved for use on women whose breasts are extremely large in relation to the rest of their body.

"oh my god! Did you see the gungadinnz on that spinner? You could camp out under them!"

by GAR February 4, 2004