When you are lose to a girl who is DTF(see no fatties) in a MMA match, as part of foreplay and four hours later still not get any. Then later on cock blocking yourself on the same girl after spending a total of nine hours with her and losing again to her in MMA only to have her say goodnight as you both part ways. The next morning you find out from your friends that she has a long-term boyfriend and you were only cock blocking yourself this whole time. All events must happen within 24 hrs.
"He just got Legared"

"Quit Legaring yourself"

"That guy isn't going to get anything from her accept a Legare"
by Brooster Cogburn October 15, 2008
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A woman who is known as the prettiest girl to walk the face of the planet. She has the sweetest personality and has a smile that will melt your heart. Whatever guy that gets her will be the luckiest man on earth. However, she is currently in a relationship so back off. Thank you. By the way did I mention how beautiful she was?

And she has a cute butt:)
by Broccoli85 July 21, 2014
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A woman who is known as the prettiest girl to walk the face of the planet. She has the sweetest personality and has a smile that will melt your heart. Whatever guy that gets her will be the luckiest man on earth. However, she is currently in a relationship so back off. Thank you. By the way did I mention how beautiful she was?

And she has a cute butt:)
by Broccoli85 July 21, 2014
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A person who eats way too many cheezits and does nothing put play xbox and watch gay porn. He is very big but manages to let people talk down on him and thats why he like that. He only wears one hoodie that makes him have so called style
I found a jarred legare eating cheezits while watching his friend bang a hamster.
by Jack BitchASSHE April 5, 2019
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a fat piece of shit who gets mad easily but scared of their own shadow. he wears a giant 3x hoodie cause thats the only article of clothing that fits him. forgot to mention that the hoodie is orange so it leaves everyone to wonder who painted an elephant orange.
by jlegare fan April 5, 2019
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if you don’t have some legar in your life you are missing out it’s basically some pzzaz in your life
gotta have legar
by ijmfrnifnijmvf November 14, 2019
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