gadget king's definitions

tongue tanner

Descriptive of a person, normally a female, who cannot stop talking. She normally takes over a conversation and acts like she is an expert on the subject.
The tongue sometimes appears to be suntanned.

Jenny is such a nice person otherwise, pity she is a tongue tanner.

by Gadget King January 20, 2011

slitherati

Any group of mainly landborne animal or reptile, moving without feet.
Snakes, etc

The National Zoo has a large selection of slitherati on view.

by Gadget King January 20, 2011

Bogroller

Any domesticated animal, when taken for a stroll, would flop down om a mound of turd - bogserve - or otherwise, and roll gleefully in it.

It is not easy to take Skippy for a walk, he is such a bogroller.

by Gadget King January 20, 2011

kiss my nuts

A slang phrase telling somebody "no ways, my mate".

kiss my nuts, my friend!

by Gadget King January 20, 2011

kiss my nuts

A slang phrase telling somebody "no ways, my mate".

A friend of mine asked me if he could borrow my car. Since I had no mind of doing so, I answered:

kiss my nuts, my friend!

by Gadget King January 20, 2011

bogstopper

When constipated, there is an initial piece of turd that blocks the rest from coming out. Once out, it is easier to defecate.

Once the bogstopper was out, crapping was fun again.

by gadget king February 26, 2011

trubblegum

A piece of bubblegum stuck under your shoe and comes adrift when you walk on an expensive Flokati.
A piece of bubblegum stuck to the seat of your pants, having sat down on it while sitting down in a coach or movie theater

Jeez! This damn piece of trubblegum stuffed up my new trousers!

by gadget king February 26, 2011