funny fellas's definitions

Satan

A worthless pile of crap, commonly called the devil, who is also the enemy of both Christian people and God and who has nothing better to do than to make life miserable for the billions of people who live all over the world.

Mike: Satan keeps harassing me.

Joe: I know. He's been doing that for thousands of years!

by funny fellas January 15, 2014

India

A country which is incredibly exotic, over populated, disgustingly gross, and terribly poverty stricken.

Mike: I am going to India soon.

Joe: Well, take lots of precautions! Get vaccinated and prepare to be grossed out!

by funny fellas January 15, 2014

fountain peeing

When you take a leak and your pee squirts in various directions.

It seems like every time John takes a leak, he does fountain peeing. I have noticed that whenever he comes out of the washroom, I go in the washroom afterwards and see pee on the toilet seat as well as on the floor.

by funny fellas January 16, 2014

school

a hellhole where kids have to spend their time going to for a big chunk of their lives, in order to learn useless crap, while at the same time getting harassed, bullied and picked on by stupid kids and being yelled at by stupid pathetic teachers.

John: I hate going to school. There are too many stupid asshole kids there. I want to quit.

Joe: Well, you've got to put up with it and stay in school so you can get a good job at the end, unfortunately.

by funny fellas January 25, 2014

fartology

the study of both intestinal gas as well as the release of intestinal gas

I would like to study fartology just so I can understand why people get so much gas.

by funny fellas January 12, 2014

shitmaker

a person who causes trouble.

That idiot starts fights all the time! What a shitmaker!

by funny fellas January 13, 2014

assholology

the study of abusive people

I studied assholology in college because I wanted to know why are people so abusive.

by funny fellas January 12, 2014