22 definitions by fucksoid

having sex with the first letter of the alphabet.
Oh yeah, A. Oh yeah, Oh yeah. Alright. Slower. Faster. Medium Speed. To the left. To the right. Flip to your dorsal side. Ok, don't play with that. Stop. I'm being serious. All right, now we got that settled. How do you do that? That's pretty good. Wait... is that your foot? It is. I see. Okay. Excuse me? Are you sure your bellybutton is big enough? All right... whatever you say. Hey let's get B and C in on this! (Squirt)
by fucksoid May 10, 2005
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its wen u put ur penis on the opposite side of the elbow, w/ the inner arm facing up. the one w/ the penis resting on his/her arm will then move the lower arm up and down, (like curling lifts for working out biceps), and the one hus penis is in the arm will mov back and forth
benal sex is great. no std's no prego chicks. its full proof and quite original.
by fucksoid March 8, 2005
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its when ur having anal with a "girl" and this "girl" in the middle of wht u think is a pleasureable experience drops her balls down and they strike ur balls and penis. tht is crouching tiger hidden balls
o fucking shit, dan jst gave me crouching tiger hidden balls. in the dark he can look like a rly hott girl. i was drunk as shit. i cant believe this happened. now i hav to kil myself.
by fucksoid March 8, 2005
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dude, that slut just got a cum shot right in the ear, during auditory sex!
by fucksoid February 18, 2005
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a stupid fucking dumbass hu cannot define 1 fucking word.
dont b such a puffinfresh! ill b forced to kill you w/ my elephant-esque penis!
by fucksoid March 19, 2005
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wen u jump out of a plane and r plummeting thru the air w/ such a great velocity, tht wen u land on a random person in the street, their head goes up ur ass and out ur mouth!
dude; this fucker parachuter ass swallowed me, becuz his parachute broke! it blew. i got all up in tht ass. good thing he died b cuz he didnt hav his parachute. stupid fucker.
by fucksoid March 15, 2005
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wen ur having anal w/ a chcik, but u dont no she a gross dirty ass ho. during ur anal experience, she lets a huge ass fart rip. this rips ur condom, and u attract many std's and die.
WTF! i thot u were down, bitch! y the hell did u let tht butt bullet go! no im gonna die. ur a skanky ass ho hu shuld die!
by fucksoid February 18, 2005
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