Definitions by fucksoid
cybercourse
its a slang term for internet loser dick face's for cyber sex, b cuz they cannot get it ne where else
even tho it ends w/ course, it is usually guy on guy
even tho it ends w/ course, it is usually guy on guy
superstud9122: hey cindy, wanna hav cybercourse?
hotchick8975: fuck no u loser dickweed
superstud9122: fine dick
hey u wana hav cybercourse?
machoman317: hail ya bitch
hotchick8975: fuck no u loser dickweed
superstud9122: fine dick
hey u wana hav cybercourse?
machoman317: hail ya bitch
cybercourse by fucksoid February 24, 2005
tile flood
a tile flood is when ur sittin there in the middle of a shit, or recovering the energy you lost taking tht shit, and this random squirt of pee arises. if you cannot push ur penis down towards the toilet in time, ur penis will stick horizontally out, and u wil pee all ovr ur self and ur floor.
o fucking shit! i didnt recognize the pee was there so i didnt put my penis down, and i got a fucking tile leak! i better clean this up.
tile flood by fucksoid February 19, 2005
toilet dew
when you are taking a massive shit, and the last peice of crap falls out of ur ass flies out with such a great velocity, that the impact on the water produces a splash. if this cold, splash reaches ur asshole, and produces a cold, wet, uncomfortable feeling there, tht is toilet dew.
Dude! i just planetd this enormous shit tht was f ing wicked, when i found myself with a feroious splash and a bad case of toilet dew.
toilet dew by fucksoid February 18, 2005
wet siggy
when you're giving anal to a skank ass bitch and she gives u ne lip, b 4 u cum, u wip it out and write ur initials on her back.
when i was stone cold fucking this ho from the way, she told me she got gonorrhea. so i wipped it out and gave her bitch ass a wet siggy
latex laceration
wen ur having anal w/ a chcik, but u dont no she a gross dirty ass ho. during ur anal experience, she lets a huge ass fart rip. this rips ur condom, and u attract many std's and die.
WTF! i thot u were down, bitch! y the hell did u let tht butt bullet go! no im gonna die. ur a skanky ass ho hu shuld die!
latex laceration by fucksoid February 18, 2005
sperm balloon
sperm balloon is to mean when you are having sex, you rip off the condom and put the condom on your partners mouth. she will then blow and make the condom into a balloon. she then ties the balloon and sits on it till it pops and the liquid goes everywhere.
oh my god, last ngiht was great, she made a sperm ballon and it went everywhere. but it was so fucking awesome.
sperm balloon by fucksoid February 18, 2005