bombing pearl harbor

thts sum'n different you stupid wang licker. the bombing of pearl harbor is a crazy japanese sex orgy involving video games and socks. ended with a ceremonial dong.

hiroshima, yanigapa, ho ho, haha intei, intei oooorah; ente hahaahha DONG DONG DONG

by fucksoid April 26, 2005

word of the day

always incredibly gay.

word of the day can lick my gooch!

by fucksoid April 30, 2005

dropping the atomic bomb

its when the popular jocks break up bombing pearl harbor by kicking their japanese asses.

"you japanese gays! im gonna kill all you faggots! go make me noodles and stop ur gay butt sex!

"o please no no no hiroshima iwo jima"

fuck you

by fucksoid April 26, 2005

Fucking A

having sex with the first letter of the alphabet.

Oh yeah, A. Oh yeah, Oh yeah. Alright. Slower. Faster. Medium Speed. To the left. To the right. Flip to your dorsal side. Ok, don't play with that. Stop. I'm being serious. All right, now we got that settled. How do you do that? That's pretty good. Wait... is that your foot? It is. I see. Okay. Excuse me? Are you sure your bellybutton is big enough? All right... whatever you say. Hey let's get B and C in on this! (Squirt)

by fucksoid May 10, 2005

AOA

AOA is jst ass on ass sex. u rub vigorously until both participants are tired. sum times one tries to wedge one of his butt cheeks up the other's ass, but this is rpoven tpo b a difficult feat.

dude tht perv kid in our grade hu plays lacrosse and halo 2 alot jst invented AOA, which is AOA sex. this kid is a sexual deviant. i mean he does 96 like 12 times a day.

by fucksoid March 08, 2005

credit card declined

its when u try to credit card sum1, but u get an ass load of shit on ur finger. its fucking gross, and u shuld giv bitches like this hu dont wipe their ass either a dirty sanchez or a crap slap w/ this "present" they have bestowed upon you.

swiper: o fuck dude. wipe ur ass hole. tht shit is gross.
one hu does not wipe asshole: credit card declined!
swiper: tht shit isnt funny. im gona stick it down ur throat.
one hu does not wipe asshole: don't!
swiper: i hate people hu dont wipe their assholes. they suck.

by fucksoid March 08, 2005

ass swallow

wen u jump out of a plane and r plummeting thru the air w/ such a great velocity, tht wen u land on a random person in the street, their head goes up ur ass and out ur mouth!

dude; this fucker parachuter ass swallowed me, becuz his parachute broke! it blew. i got all up in tht ass. good thing he died b cuz he didnt hav his parachute. stupid fucker.

by fucksoid March 15, 2005