a tile flood is when ur sittin there in the middle of a shit, or recovering the energy you lost taking tht shit, and this random squirt of pee arises. if you cannot push ur penis down towards the toilet in time, ur penis will stick horizontally out, and u wil pee all ovr ur self and ur floor.
o fucking shit! i didnt recognize the pee was there so i didnt put my penis down, and i got a fucking tile leak! i better clean this up.
by fucksoid February 20, 2005
thts sum'n different you stupid wang licker. the bombing of pearl harbor is a crazy japanese sex orgy involving video games and socks. ended with a ceremonial dong.
by fucksoid April 26, 2005
by fucksoid April 24, 2005
sperm balloon is to mean when you are having sex, you rip off the condom and put the condom on your partners mouth. she will then blow and make the condom into a balloon. she then ties the balloon and sits on it till it pops and the liquid goes everywhere.
oh my god, last ngiht was great, she made a sperm ballon and it went everywhere. but it was so fucking awesome.
by fucksoid February 19, 2005
its a slang term for internet loser dick face's for cyber sex, b cuz they cannot get it ne where else
even tho it ends w/ course, it is usually guy on guy
even tho it ends w/ course, it is usually guy on guy
superstud9122: hey cindy, wanna hav cybercourse?
hotchick8975: fuck no u loser dickweed
superstud9122: fine dick
hey u wana hav cybercourse?
machoman317: hail ya bitch
hotchick8975: fuck no u loser dickweed
superstud9122: fine dick
hey u wana hav cybercourse?
machoman317: hail ya bitch
by fucksoid February 24, 2005
wen u jump out of a plane and r plummeting thru the air w/ such a great velocity, tht wen u land on a random person in the street, their head goes up ur ass and out ur mouth!
dude; this fucker parachuter ass swallowed me, becuz his parachute broke! it blew. i got all up in tht ass. good thing he died b cuz he didnt hav his parachute. stupid fucker.
by fucksoid March 15, 2005
wen ur having anal w/ a chcik, but u dont no she a gross dirty ass ho. during ur anal experience, she lets a huge ass fart rip. this rips ur condom, and u attract many std's and die.
WTF! i thot u were down, bitch! y the hell did u let tht butt bullet go! no im gonna die. ur a skanky ass ho hu shuld die!
by fucksoid February 18, 2005