Cingular

A company that claims that a "Leading Independant Research Company" says they have the fewest dropped calls. I wish they could tell me the name of this Research Company so I could tell them that they're full of shit!

A piece of crap provider. I signed with AT&T and they were awsome, as soon as they got bought out, everything went to hell. I can't wait for my contract to be over.
Fuck Cingular! My calls drop all the time!
by Fuckitall June 29, 2006
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Jessica Simpson

Has everything a man wishes of a woman:
1. Big breasts
2. Big ass
3. No brain
Jessica Simpson? That dumbass blonde?

I don't care, I'd still fuck her.
by Fuckitall June 11, 2006
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steelers

1. Credited for having the shittiest performance in a Superbowl since the Oakland Raiders got the shit beat out of them by the Bucs.

2. Act of winning a Superbowl because the Refs thought it would be nice to let Jerome Bettis retire with a Superbowl win, fucking over the Seattle Seahawks.
Still a Steelers fan, but we didn't deserve that Superbowl win.
by fuckitall July 12, 2006
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red ring of death

A common occurance between Xbox 360 owners. Caused because Microsoft was too quick in building their console, resulting in cheap software. The worst is when the top right is not lit, meaning software failure. Many websites recommend you fixing it yourself, but this is highly unrecommended, due to tampering and resulting in loss of warranty. Do not listen to these people! They don't know how to fix nothing!
Person 1: Man! The red ring of death for the second time!
Person 2: Just twice?! You're lucky! I've seen it nine times!
Person 1: Microsoft sucks donkey ba***!
by Fuckitall October 13, 2008
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reality tv

A good example of how easy people can be entertained in the world of today.

Usually consists of 20 or so people, whoms IQ would add up to 64 if combined and have absolutely no chance of making it in the real world. Instead, you watch these people make total asses of themselves for public tv.

A waste of time, and a good example of how networks just have too much money and no good ideas. It was started my Road Rules of MTV(figures)
Person 1: Are you gonna watch that new reality tv show about two monkeys scratching their balls?

Person 2: No, I'm gonna watch that new one about people inventing stupid shit.
by Fuckitall June 11, 2006
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Packers

A football franchise that is maintained by the city they are from.
Now that's pride.
The Green Bay Packers are one of the best NFL franchises around.
by Fuckitall June 30, 2006
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Raiders

The ultimate bandwagon team. Most of the time the fans don't know shit about the team, but like to wear their jerseys because it's black.
Raider Fan: Watch out dog! Raiders are going all the way now that they have Moss to pass the ball to Janikowski.

Me: You're a fucking idiot.
by Fuckitall June 30, 2006
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