fuckitall's definitions

Raiders

The ultimate bandwagon team. Most of the time the fans don't know shit about the team, but like to wear their jerseys because it's black.

Raider Fan: Watch out dog! Raiders are going all the way now that they have Moss to pass the ball to Janikowski.

Me: You're a fucking idiot.

by Fuckitall June 30, 2006

the matrix

The act of ruining an awsome movie by making two more pointless sequels just to make more money on the box office.

The Matrix was an awsome movie, but Matrix Reloaded and Revolution both sucked major nuts.

by Fuckitall July 11, 2006

reality tv

A very good example of how easy it is to keep people in today's world entertained. It's always about a group of 20 or so, very retarded people competing in stupid shit and rambling some of the stupidest things ever said. C'mon people, how can watching a bunch of people living inside a house while having their every move recorded be good TV?
GET A LIFE!!!

The shittiest thing to happen to the U.S. since George W. Bush.

Was started with Road Rules in MTV(figures)

Person 1: Are you going to watch that new reality tv show about 2 monkeys scratching their balls for an hour?

Person 2: No, I'm going to watch the one about people inventing really stupid shit.

by Fuckitall June 11, 2006

Jessica Simpson

Has everything a man wishes of a woman:
1. Big breasts
2. Big ass
3. No brain

Jessica Simpson? That dumbass blonde?

I don't care, I'd still fuck her.

by Fuckitall June 11, 2006

tupac

Possibly the greatest rapper of all time. He was the man that kept rap in it's purest form, and when he died, it turned to shit.

The death of tupac ended the RAP as it was once known, and then became CRAP.

by fuckitall June 11, 2006

microsoft windows

Complete and utter crap.
The biggest piece of shit technology ever invented. Easy to get viruses, breaks down every other second; just absolute shit.

I hate my school for not havin' taught us how to use apple Macintosh instead of piece of shit Microsoft Windows!

by fuckitall June 11, 2006

reality tv

A good example of how easy people can be entertained in the world of today.

Usually consists of 20 or so people, whoms IQ would add up to 64 if combined and have absolutely no chance of making it in the real world. Instead, you watch these people make total asses of themselves for public tv.

A waste of time, and a good example of how networks just have too much money and no good ideas. It was started my Road Rules of MTV(figures)

Person 1: Are you gonna watch that new reality tv show about two monkeys scratching their balls?

Person 2: No, I'm gonna watch that new one about people inventing stupid shit.

by Fuckitall June 11, 2006