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Definitions by fred

gutter bird 

See pigeon or feathered rat
gutter bird by Fred September 22, 2003

Machiwara Stick 

A stick which is about 4 feet tall that pertrudes out of the ground, used to condition the knuckles. Can be held in place either by cement or rocks. The martial artist's Replacement for a punching bag
I punched my machiwara stick until my knuckles were raw and bloody.
Machiwara Stick by Fred September 22, 2003
A small feathered creature that eats french fries and like to defacate ontop of people, cars, important things. A subspecies of bird. Also known as the feathered rat or gutter bird.
The fucking pigeon shat on my window!
pigeon by Fred September 22, 2003
He's a very natural person--wears comfortable clothes, is a vegetarian, has liberal political views, very environmentally aware, etc... He's lovely, really caring and he knows how to treat a woman.. not sexily, but make them feel safe. His blonde hair is quite thin, and he wears glasses to read which make him look very academic and quite germanic. he wears a fruity cheap smelling aftershave, although i dont think he needs to shave very often - it's quite like bumfluff.
Oh look, it's Withnail!
withnail by fred September 6, 2003
Expressing disappointment
I'm so sad, moop.
Moop by Fred August 26, 2003

Nazi pig fucker 

someone who is racist and fucks sheeps
That man is a nazi pig fucker
Nazi pig fucker by fred August 25, 2003

cockspank 

a name given to someone who acts like a complete tool
Walking up to a teacher and telling them you are a tool, ultimately makes you a cockspank
cockspank by fred August 5, 2003