Definitions by frank pubes

council gritter 

The botty, arse, backside.

"Elton John loves it up the Council Gritter."

council gritter by frank pubes February 3, 2005

Eating out of the tin disease 

a disease affecting human beings and apes where the eater can die.

"Fuck me, I think I've got eating out of the tin disease from that can of tuna"

Craig Stewart 20/01/2005

Eating out of the tin disease by frank pubes January 20, 2005

maximum brutality 

brutality that is indeed maximum

"the nurse fired her cold hands down my cary grants and gave the old town halls a squeeze. fuckin' maximum brutality man"

maximum brutality by frank pubes January 20, 2005

chancer 

a dude that attempts to fire an index finger up a girl's jacksie whilst enjoying carnal relations with her

"craig stewart is a fuckin' chancer, he tried to prod my tea-towel holder when he was hanging out me last night."

chancer by frank pubes January 5, 2005

super furry animals 

an amazing band from wales

or

untidy minges

"i was down the old nudest beach yesterday, the super furry animals were everywhere"

super furry animals by frank pubes December 31, 2004

primal scream

a fucking great band, their album screamadelica gives me a stiffy.

get primal scream on, your simply red album is shite.

primal scream by frank pubes December 31, 2004

woodbine

the brand of fags wee jim watson's mum smokes

"hey frodo, yer maw smokes woodbine !!!"

woodbine by frank pubes December 31, 2004