crack deal

Noun.

A really bad deal, a scam. Could also be used to describe a bad idea.
$1500 for that shitty Honda? What a crack deal.
by frank carter April 21, 2007
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RTD

Noun.

The Regional Transportation District, Denver's public transport organisation.
"How you getting to Stella's, man?"

"Taking the RTD cos cool kids ride the bus."
by frank carter May 16, 2005
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colfax

Noun.

The Red Light District of Denver, known throughout the city as the street where prostitutes gather. Also, the longest street in America, reaching from Golden through Denver into parts unknown east of Aurora.
"That stupid tart Carrie probably works on Colfax"
by frank carter May 14, 2005
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two seater

Someone so obese, they take up two seats on an airplane, bus, or train. Bonus points if said person has to buy two tickets.
My flight to London sucked. I got stuck in a window seat for eight and a half hours next to a two seater.
by frank carter January 25, 2010
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yank tank

Noun.

British slang for a large and unweildy American car, usually an SUV. Examples include the Chevy Suburban/GMC Yukon and the Cadillac Escalade.
"Oi, did you see Tim's new Yank tank?"

"The Escalade? Yeah, it's shit."
by frank carter May 15, 2005
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the merc

Noun/placename.

Shortened form of the Mercury Cafe in Denver. Used mostly by those who go there.
You going to tango at the merc tonight?
by frank carter June 18, 2006
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heinie

Don't touch my heinie!
by frank carter June 18, 2006
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