frank carter's definitions

heinie

A colloquialism for a Heineken.

Don't touch my heinie!

by frank carter June 18, 2006

schumacher

Noun.

One who usually drives at excessive speed. The term originated from the last name of Formula 1 driver Michael Schumacher who is known for going VERY fast.

"Ever since Sparks got his car, he's been a complete schumacher."

by frank carter May 14, 2005

rocky mountain goat piss

Noun.

The brand of beer known as Coors Light.

"No way I'm drinking that Rocky Mountain goat piss; pour me a Guinness."

by Frank Carter June 9, 2005

STi

1. Abbreviation for Subaru Technica International, the tuning and motorsports arm of Subaru. Analogous to Mercedes' AMG and Ford's SVT.

2. A model of the Impreza that has been extensively modified by STi. The name STi is used because of the length of the car's real name, the Impreza WRX STi.

3. The poor man's supercar, one which can outrun a Porcshe Boxster in the 1/4 mile and can rip up snow and gravel due to its all wheel drive.

4. EVO killer and the fear of all things Mitsubishi.

"That EVO on the highway got owned by my STi."

by frank carter May 16, 2005

gaff

Noun.

British slang for one's flat/apartment.

"I spent the night at Kat's gaff."

"You lucky fuck."

by frank carter May 16, 2005

the merc

Noun/placename.

Shortened form of the Mercury Cafe in Denver. Used mostly by those who go there.

You going to tango at the merc tonight?

by frank carter June 18, 2006

shillelagh

A potent drink usually accompanying the irish car bomb.

Directions: Fill a double shot glass halfway with Bailey's Irish Cream, then fill the rest of the way with Jameson's.

pour me a shillelagh mate.

by frank carter April 20, 2006