frank booth's definitions

jerkstore

1) a fictitious retailer that sells "jerks." 2) a line that one imagines to be the perfect comeback

1) REILLY: The ocean called. They're running outta shrimp.

GEORGE: Oh yeah, Reilly? Well, the jerkstore called. They're running outta you.

REILLY: What's the difference? You're their all-time best
seller!

2)GEORGE: Don't you understand? It's not about him. To have a line as perfect as "jerkstore" and to never use it. I, I couldn't live with myself.

ELAINE: See, there are no jerkstores. It..it's just a little confusing, is all.

GEORGE: It's smart. It's a smart line, and a smart crowd will appreciate it. And, I'm not gonna dumb it down for some bonehead mass audience!

by Frank Booth June 16, 2006

ubby dubby

a juvenile code language that changes each syllable into two syllables, thusly, change the initial vowel in each syllable to a short u sound, and start the second syllable with a "b" and the remainder of the original syllable. Ubby dubby was popularized on the PBS kids show "Zoom" in the 70's.

"Chair" in ubby dubby is "chubair."

by Frank Booth January 3, 2005

ling

(boontling) language, one's language

You can't harp my ling.

by Frank Booth January 2, 2005

harp

to speak (from boontling)

That boonter's harpin.

by Frank Booth January 1, 2005

wilding

a non-word. It arose from media haze in 1989, during the "Central Park Jogger" case. It supposedly means marauding in search of ultra-violence, but the media made it sound like it was already urban slang, when it was not. The word did not exist till the jogger thing.

ANYWAY, the youths who were supposedly "wilding" were all innocent anyway. The whole thing really stank, big time.

"Wilding" is a non-word.

by Frank Booth April 26, 2006

Fop

the OTHER hair treatment

I am a DAPPER DAN} man, goddammit! I don't want FOP!

by Frank Booth January 9, 2005

dumaflache

whatchamacallit, thingamabob, thingy, dingus, doodad, dohickey, etc

It's over there by that...dumaflache.

by Frank Booth August 13, 2006