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askewniverse

The realm in which the flims "Clerks," "Mallrats," "Chasing Amy," "Dogma," and "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back," take place. These films were all directed by Kevin Smith and all include the characters Jay and Silent Bob, sometimes known as Bluntman and Cronic.
Dogma is my favorite movie in the askewniverse.
by Frank Booth January 1, 2005
mugGet the askewniversemug.

Camille Paglia

a really crazy bitch who is a lesbian and a postmodern anti-feminist.

has been described as Ayn Rand on mushrooms
by Frank Booth January 14, 2005
mugGet the Camille Pagliamug.

applehead

Applehead harps my ling.
by Frank Booth January 2, 2005
mugGet the appleheadmug.

Art Vandalay

A judge in Latham. Massachusetts.

Jerry Seinfeld and George Costanza made up the name, which they used whenever they needed to tell a lie involving a non-existent person, or they needed to claim to be someone else.

They were aghast when, in the series finale, they were arrested and hauled before the judge, whose name was actually Art Vandalay.
Court is now in session. The Honorable Judge Art Vandalay presiding.
by Frank Booth March 18, 2007
mugGet the Art Vandalaymug.

Boontling

a slang language spoken in Boonville, California
Boonters speak Boontling
by Frank Booth January 1, 2005
mugGet the Boontlingmug.

lam

to run, sometimes follows "on the," meaning "on the run." Used by thirties-style gangsters, the same ones who said things like "Let's case the joint, see?"
Kramer: Yeah, he went down at the Beakman. He tried to lam, but they cheesed him.
by Frank Booth January 2, 2005
mugGet the lammug.

Becky Grin

A profound expression on one's face that resembles that of a shit eat'n grin. Usually remains permanent at all times regardless of the situation. Dates back to an ancient Albanian custom to intimidate their enemies and daughter-in-laws. Has recently become a trend throughout the civilized world and has replaced breast augmentations as the number one plastic surgery procedure.
As the blackjack dealer sucked the last remaining chip from my stack, all she did was stare at me with that Becky Grin.
by Frank Booth December 21, 2004
mugGet the Becky Grinmug.

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