glumpy

to receive head while taking a shit

Darnell gives glumpys for 2 dollars.

by Frank April 08, 2005

Daily Double

when 2 hookers both get trunk butt while giving you a double blow job

man i was so happy last night, i hit the Daily Double.

by Frank April 14, 2005

SPSIMP

Acronym for:
Someone put shit in my pants.

After I sharted I screamed out "OMG FFS SPSIMP".

by Frank October 29, 2004

swatzal

the male member (german slang)

can you make me a swatzal sandwich?

by frank May 13, 2005

pastrami sandwich

the act of foregoing bathing while inserting assorted deli meats into as many orifices as possible

She was Greek and kind of hairy so I gave her a dirty pastrami sandwich up the ass.

by frank January 14, 2004

Sinjit

An Asian female lying in front of the fire with her legs apart.

by Frank October 24, 2003

Battery

Magical metal bar that makes things happen, until it runs out of magic. Then it can be used to throw at annoying people, to prop up particularly wobbly chairs or be sold to the gullible.

Priscilla: My battery powered washing machine isnt working
Borris: The batteries must be running out. Lets throw them at Frank!

by Frank March 08, 2004