frabrizio's definitions

Bloody hell

You know you're obsessed with Harry Potter when you say Bloody hell

Potterhead: Bloody hell
Normal person: Oh my god

by frabrizio August 4, 2018

gibberish

What a stupid person thinks a normal person is saying

Person 1: Why didn't they tranquilize her?
Person 2: Okay, first of all, Harambe is male. Secondly, Harambe isn't an ordinary gorilla- Harambe is a god.
Person 1: (thinks it's gibberish)

by frabrizio July 9, 2017

condo

Tall building with many rooms

American: There's her condo

Mexican: Hay su condo

by frabrizio February 28, 2017

anthropomorphize

To believe animals understand everything humans say.

My 5-year-old asked a deer if he works for Santa.

When I'm on drugs, I tend to anthropomorphize my cat.

by frabrizio December 18, 2016

delusional

To have a misconception.

Wife: (to rabbit) Sir, will you kindly show us the way to Littleton?
Husband: Um, rabbits don't understand English.

5-year-olds are delusional.

by frabrizio February 2, 2017

mansplaining

When a man explains something

Quit your mansplaining

by frabrizio December 16, 2017

Trumpologist

Someone who makes excuses for Donald Trump

Jeffrey Loyd is a trumpologist.

by frabrizio February 19, 2017