frabrizio's definitions

chappie

A childish and immature way of saying "chapter". Mainly used in the context of fanfiction.

Author: Can't wait to write the next chappie!

by frabrizio June 15, 2018

cancer kid

A baby who has little hair.

My 7-month-old was on a play date with a cancer kid.

by frabrizio February 21, 2017

Phineas and Ferb

A cartoon that's popular among people who have kids. It centers on two boys who invent things every day, their sister Candace who tries to bust them to their mom, and their pet platypus who goes on secret missions as Perry the Platypus.

Person 1: What's Phineas and Ferb?
Person 2: It's this cartoon my kid and I like. It's really cool.

by frabrizio November 19, 2016

people

Ignorant people. We usually leave out the word "ignorant" because ignorant people are considered average Americans.

I hate people!

I love people!

I hate little kids!

Little kids are so cute!

Old people are so cute!

I hate old people!

I hate teenagers!

Gotta love teenagers!

by frabrizio August 10, 2017

dad

There are many types of dads

Type A: Serious, strict, and responsible

Type B: Likes golf and reading the funnies

Type C: Loser

Type A dad: We need to have a talk.

Type B dad: Fossils! Dun dun dun...

Type C dad: D'oh!

by frabrizio April 21, 2018

pedophile

What you get called by older people who assume that younger people don't have the intelligence to be in a relationship.

You pedophile!

by frabrizio February 2, 2017

lady gorilla

An intelligent female gorilla.

I saw a lady gorilla at the zoo!

by frabrizio November 9, 2017