The uncomfortable surprise of toilet bowl water splashing upward against your genitals because your feces hit the surface like a meteor.
Today I had the worst case of toilet bowl blowback. Like my poop hit the Yucatan and killed dozens of toilet dinos bad. Sploosh.
by Fozter July 08, 2010
A synonym for 'taint' or 'gooch,' a panus is the space between the penis/scrotum and anus - thus, the panus.
by Fozter November 22, 2008
To shit on your partner's chest, wrap them in cellophane and then give them a hug. The heat of your feces produces a pleasant warming sensation. A hot karl, but just a few steps more.
by Fozter November 22, 2008