cumplug

The dried seman that accumlates at the tip of man's urethra after sex. During the man's first post-coital urination, the urine stream will go in erratic, unpredictable directions until the cumplug is burst.

Woman: Why is there piss everywhere?

Man: Baby, it took forever to pop my cumplug after so much hot lovin'.

by fozter November 10, 2009

mimeicide

To kill one mime or a thousand. Or any number of mimes.

Sgt. Tom: "What happened here, Doctor?"

Dr. Jane: "Just your standard case of mimeicide. Nothing to worry about."

by Fozter June 25, 2009

Cockpuppet

A person who is the sexual plaything for a man. Typically a young, nubile, naive girl.

"He's 42; she's 18. She's totally his cockpuppet."

"He played her like his little cockpuppet!"

by Fozter June 02, 2009