Utensive

A meal where a considerable volume of tableware (utensiles) is used (intensively), most often to impress and confound guests.

Geez, the Contessa really outdid herself with that dinner table. What a truly utensive display!

by flyingdog July 13, 2009

earlucinations

imagined sounds from a known or unknown source. synonym is hearlucinations, which can also be a homonym if pronounced with the Spanish silent "h".

"Ethel, did you say something to me?" "No Earl, you're just having another one of your earlucinations, go back to your game show".

by flyingdog February 02, 2008

pork

The OTHER four-letter word.

Last night was so blazingly hot, a total pork-fest. We screwed for hours like rabid badgers.

by flyingdog March 18, 2008

bead poop

the tiny ceramic remnants that result from making the center hole in glass bead-making

Kathy was working all weekend on some new necklace creations and made a big pile of bead poop in the process. Looks like glitter.

by flyingdog April 25, 2008

seeing-eye horndog

A guy you bring with you to bars to help you find someone for hooking up.

Hey Trevor, it's Friday night and I'm way horny. You wanna be my seeing-eye horndog, bud?

by flyingdog April 06, 2008

philanthrolatio

What some people who give large sums of money expect from their charities.

Mr. Big Bucks gave his prep school so much money, the headmaster practically gave him philanthrolatio in public.

by flyingdog January 22, 2012

imbibification

A fancy name for the process of getting righteously (and discretely)plastered. Frequently used by those with inflated perceptions of themselves.

Did you see them pull ...(name of mindless celebrity, pompous senator, or sanctimonius pundit HERE) out of the Tidal Basin. He and his "friend" were definitely in an advanced state of imbibification.

by flyingdog January 22, 2008