Definitions by flyingdog

swapmeat 

Gay men's shorthand for a sex orgy

That party last night degenerated into a total swapmeat.

swapmeat by flyingdog February 23, 2008

surprisitory

a more realistic name for a suppository, given its administration in the body

The nurse called it a suppository, but, man, it was a lot more like a surprisitory. Never again, man.

surprisitory by flyingdog February 23, 2008

pectograph 

photographic image of buff men, a la Abercrombie+Fitch

Did you get the A+F catalog? It's a total pectograph, yumm!

pectograph by flyingdog February 23, 2008

earlucinations 

imagined sounds from a known or unknown source. synonym is hearlucinations, which can also be a homonym if pronounced with the Spanish silent "h".

"Ethel, did you say something to me?" "No Earl, you're just having another one of your earlucinations, go back to your game show".

earlucinations by flyingdog February 2, 2008

hearlucination 

imagined sound from a known or unknown source, synonym is earlucination

Billy thought he heard his girlfriend calling him, but it was just a hearlucination.

hearlucination by flyingdog February 2, 2008

dick mileage 

The cumulative distance that a penis travels during sex (Length of penis multiplied by number of thrusts. In and out count as two thrusts). Can be a measure of a single event or a lifetime.

I grew up in the 70's and, man, have I accumulated some serious dick mileage.

dick mileage by flyingdog January 29, 2008

sascrotch 

a guy with a really big dick

Man, Tyler's dick is huge. It's like he's some kind of freak sascrotch.

sascrotch by flyingdog January 25, 2008