flyingdog's definitions

surprisitory

a more realistic name for a suppository, given its administration in the body

The nurse called it a suppository, but, man, it was a lot more like a surprisitory. Never again, man.

by flyingdog February 23, 2008

Boyanusport

locals' term for the Cape Cod town of Provincetown, a resort community with a large gay population, both residents and visitors.

I spent the long weekend on the Cape at Boyanusport, and was that big fun!

by flyingdog February 28, 2008

Bone Voyage

A going-away fuck.

Jared was going on a two week business trip to Yemen, so he had a little Bone Voyage party with a few close friends before he left. Quite a "swapmeat" if you know what I mean.

by flyingdog April 14, 2009

philanthrolatio

What some people who give large sums of money expect from their charities.

Mr. Big Bucks gave his prep school so much money, the headmaster practically gave him philanthrolatio in public.

by flyingdog January 22, 2012

dick mileage

The cumulative distance that a penis travels during sex (Length of penis multiplied by number of thrusts. In and out count as two thrusts). Can be a measure of a single event or a lifetime.

I grew up in the 70's and, man, have I accumulated some serious dick mileage.

by flyingdog January 29, 2008

Buddhish

A person who believes in the basic tenets of Buddhism, but is not a fervent practitioner.

Michael considers himself Buddhish because he lives in the here and now but can't stand all that chanting.

by flyingdog July 26, 2009

push 'n pray

Last resort strategy when constipated and four cups of Peet's coffee and half a dozen bran muffins just don't do the trick.

Oh man, I have such a logjam. Nothing's working. Guess I'll just have to push 'n pray.

by flyingdog May 13, 2008