sickie

A sick day that you take when you just don't feel like going to work or had too much to drink the night before.

"Dude, I was so hungover this morning, I pulled a sickie"

by Flo January 28, 2004

IBN

very dangerous gang of killers. located in irvington new jersey. can be found often robbing liquor stores.

yo the ibn just blew up a hospital.

by flo October 8, 2003

Mastress

The male equivalent of the word "mistress".

In old English, men were commonly referred to by women as their masters. Mastress combines this title and the derogative one given to women to form its male version.

Ryan and I are going to tell Anthony about Tina's mastress because she is a cheating whore.

by Flo February 2, 2005

downsyndrome

Genetic condition caused by a triple chromosome also known as chromosome 21. People with this condition are blessed with the gift of eternal innocence. They are usually harmless and friendly and incapable of violence. We like to think they need help but maybe it's really us who do.

"George Bush is a perfectly sain individual, no history of downsyndrom there, he can wage war all he wants"

by Flo January 29, 2004

and then

Annoying keyword constantly repeated by dumb drive-in staff to frustrated customers.

"And then, and then, and then, and then..."

by Flo January 27, 2004

petasse

A vulgar looking and usually bad-mouthed woman or teenage girl. Found usually in Malls trying on dresses she can't afford and chasing losers to get knocked-up.

La fille de George Bush est une petasse.

by Flo January 29, 2004

cell safety

In a social situation where an individual finds themselves alone with no one to talk to because other people have moved on to talk to someone else, the act of falling back on your cell phone and pretending to have something to look up in order to fend off the awkwardness.

Hey look at Steve Dorkmeister, he's totally pulling a cell safety.

by Flo January 14, 2010