flashermonkey's definitions

mischief

Started in North London at crazy house parties. It is when stuff is broken or moved around or just generally mucked up in people's houses. It is not necessarily vandalism, just annoyances e.g. throwing an ironing board over a fence, or rearranging all the cupboards in the kitchen.

Also there is a varient called emotional mischief, whereby harsh rumours are spread about a particular person.

When mischief starts, the word "mischief" is chanted and the group partaking in the mischief charge around the house. It can also be done subtly.

Putting the contents of the larder in the oven

Spreading rumours about how x described y as a Nazi C***.

by flashermonkey April 12, 2004

chars

A way of saying cheers in a posh accent. if it was written this is how.

Pass the wine please
There you go
Chars!

by flashermonkey April 12, 2004

strife

A period of hard times

All this strife's slowly killing me

by flashermonkey April 12, 2004

fon

When you are trying to take the piss of of chevs (roodboys scallies etc.) you use this word instead of phone.

Safe blad, send us your fon
urrrh no man, i ain't got no fon
i swear that's your fon
shut up man

by flashermonkey April 13, 2004

too cool for school

Also can mean someone who deliberately disobeys rules in a bid to look cool. Mainly used at school i think.

Boy1: Have you done any revision this holiday?
Boy2: No i just went out every nite
Boy1: Oooo...too cool for school

by flashermonkey April 13, 2004