by flashadams March 25, 2010
Get the Corpsifymug. A woman with a thin, tight body and (usually) blonde hair who looks young and attractive from behind, but the fact that she is a wrinkly, fifty year old smoker becomes painfully apparent when she is viewed from the front. Witnessing such a sight often robs men of their erections and/or souls.
by flashadams November 26, 2010
Get the Wraithmug. Another word for roadkill. Gets its name from a Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas mission "Fender Ketchup" in which the player must scare a mobster that is tied to the hood of their car.
by flashadams November 12, 2006
Get the Fender Ketchupmug. Pessimism regarding things in the past. Passimism is similar to looking at the past with rose-tinted glasses, except everything sucks. Whether the subject in question actually did suck or not is irrelevant.
Although I am don't often engage in passimism, I must say that Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles was a lame cartoon.
by flashadams May 24, 2010
Get the Passimismmug. Seeing as everyone sucks to much to give pessimism an idiom, the maker of the definition invented crap-tinted glasses.
by flashadams May 24, 2010
Get the Crap-tinted Glassesmug. One who is engages in passimism. Passimists hate on things from the past regardless of the subject's actual quality. Someone who is a passimist may also be referred to as "passimistic".
I'm a passimist and therefore I must say that hair metal sucked, regardless of all the evidence to the contrary.
by flashadams May 24, 2010
Get the Passimistmug. "Corpsification can be either calm or violent."
"That man punched a tiger in the nose. Needless to say, it corpsified him."
"That man punched a tiger in the nose. Needless to say, it corpsified him."
by flashadams March 25, 2010
Get the Corpsificationmug.