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fapbooking

The act of checking your Facebook in between porn videos.
Hold on, let me wash my hands. I didn't expect you to message me while I was fapbooking.

Jack was lucky when his mom walked in on him in between videos fapbooking.
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Fapbooking

To jerk off or masturbate to photos on Facebook.
kid 1: Hey dude, wanna hang out later?

kid 2 (Extremely sexually agitated): Naw man, I'ma go fapbooking.
Fapbooking by phelgmcannon February 18, 2010

Nexbooking 

The action of facebooking next to each other during a prolonged period of time.
Yo guys, would you please stop nexbooking and watch the darn movie.
Nexbooking by vee kept January 25, 2011

negbooking 

Posting sad or angry status updates on social media, usually Facebook, in effect sharing misery with the entire world.
She was negbooking all morning, saying things like, "I'm so pissed off at my mom" and "I'm going to punch a kitten in the throat."
negbooking by mcd1978 July 30, 2013
term used by old folks for getting it on, sex.
We'll do some Eskimo watching and some nanooking when no one is looking.
nanooking by Jay Dho January 8, 2010

Collective 600 pound gorilla 

A group of people that rolls 600 pounds deep, which is really no different than if one person acted like the 600 pound gorilla all by themself, it's just bullying spread around a group to fuck with somebody. Just like each person has an asshole, and to some degree is an asshole, a collective 600 pound gorilla has a collective asshole so that no one person has to take responsibility for being the asshole or the one who said this or that.
The collective 600 pound gorilla was punching its chest, showing who the alphas were.
Word of the Day on June 12, 2026