Definitions by flapjackandy
Nobette
The girlfriend of the Nobby.
A terrific drain on the finances of the Nobby, the Nobette tells him how it is.
A terrific drain on the finances of the Nobby, the Nobette tells him how it is.
Nobette by Flapjackandy May 25, 2008
Shiteyarse
He whose arse, or ass, anus, whatever you prefer to call it, is covered in shit.
A dirty, ned, theiving cunt.
A dirty, ned, theiving cunt.
Shiteyarse by Flapjackandy May 24, 2008
Larman-the-Strange
The persona of the weirdo, the kinda guy who stands leering whilst a conversation is conducted, then interjects with a random, incoherent comment.
Something of an anus, most likely a mole.
Something of an anus, most likely a mole.
Gary was doing his Larman-the-Strange routine at the party last night, he said he had a whistle called Roger.
Larman-the-Strange by Flapjackandy May 18, 2008
Have some shit
For some reason the people of Drumchapel are going mad for this phrase, screaming "Have some shit" when in combative argument. Akin to "Fuck you", but with more venom, could be used in situations where a situation requires vengeance.
Derived from a human turd left on a doorstep in Earl St with "Have some shit" written on the inside of a Rice Crispie box stuck in it like a little sign.
Derived from a human turd left on a doorstep in Earl St with "Have some shit" written on the inside of a Rice Crispie box stuck in it like a little sign.
Have some shit by Flapjackandy May 18, 2008
Peterson
The act of absolutely desecrating a toilet bowl with the most horrific, ultra-violent, sinus melting magma shit possible.
From the vineyard in Hunter Valley, NSW, Australia, where a malevolent arse explosion unlike any ever before it, made the toilet unusable for weeks.
From the vineyard in Hunter Valley, NSW, Australia, where a malevolent arse explosion unlike any ever before it, made the toilet unusable for weeks.
I totally Peterson'd you're shit-throne my frind, I'm sorry. I ate shellfish from the bin last night.
Peterson by Flapjackandy December 3, 2007