vonny

smelly or stinking (in the Nadsat slang from "A Clockwork Orange").

Shut your vonny rot!

by Figleaf23 August 03, 2007

keystroker

someone who masturbates at their computer keyboard

Example for 'keystroker':

"Anyone leet is a keystroking fucktard."

by Figleaf23 August 05, 2007

Where's Osama

a game the Bush administration pretended to play for maybe 3 seconds after the 9/11 attacks

Bush: "So, (smirk) where's Osama?"

Cheney: "Yeah (snicker), where's Osama?"

Rummy: "Is he (chortle) under your chair Mr. President?"

Bush: "I think he's (smirk) under you hair-piece, Don."

All: "~Laughter~".

by Figleaf23 August 13, 2007

PNAC

Project for a New American Century

a MOSSAD puppet organization with the mission of harnessing U.S. military power to the service of Likudist interests in the government of Israel

What did the U.S. get out of PNAC manipulating us into a pointless illegal war in the Middle East?

by Figleaf23 August 11, 2007

bray

the sound made by mules, onagers, right-wingers, donkeys and other members of the jackass family

The mule brayed in protest when urged to a trot.

by Figleaf23 January 14, 2009

Liar

Liar

1. someone who represents one set of facts, while knowing that a
different set of facts prevails;

2. (popular) someone who having led others to believe one thing, does
a different thing; a promise-breaker;

3. (colloquial) someone whose general conduct, level of reliability,
relationship with truth, and past preformance leave him or her with
little to no credibility in peoples' opinion;

In modern Canadian history, the biggest liars are former Prime
Ministers Stephen Harper and Brian Mulroney, along with a pissant
Minister of Defence Peter MacKay.

by Figleaf23 January 14, 2009

spartan

descriptive word for anything related to macho male homoeroticism.

Did you ever notice how 'spartan' pro wrestling is?

by Figleaf23 August 11, 2007