figleaf23's definitions

Red (neck), White (trash) and Blue (collar)

patriotic United Statesians who persistly sacrifice themselves and their families on the altar of right wing ideology

Red (neck), White (trash) and Blue (collar) -- people who elect Republicans to ruin their lives.

by Figleaf23 January 2, 2009

Moscow circus

"The big brown bear goes thru the burning ring of fire!"

A large and difficult bowel movement.

Last night I ate two pepper steaks and this morning in the bathroom it was the Moscow circus once again.

by Figleaf23 August 8, 2007

flanjitsu

a sexual technique involving flexion of the vagina to increase stimulation of the penis during intercourse.

An erotic art.

Pete loved it when Marsha used her flanjitsu on him.

by Figleaf23 January 14, 2009

fucktify

Means simply 'I do not'

Person 1: "Hey, who was that?"
Person 2: "Fucktify know."

by Figleaf23 July 19, 2007

flip and drag

a method of dealing with an itchy scrotum wherein the scrotum is flipped to expose the itchy location and then the back of the fingernails are dragged across the area, thereby relieving the itch.

Compare: pinch and roll

Dude #1: "Dude, this itch on the underside of my bag is driving me crazy."
Dude #2: "And you think I care?"
Dude #1: "I've gotta do something about it -- I'll try the flip and drag."
Dude #2: "Whatever, dude."

by Figleaf23 October 2, 2007

dragonslayer

1. The honorary title of a person who has killed a dragon, or whose profession is the extermination of dragons.

2. Anyone who destroys extremely difficult or challenging opponents or problems.

1. Having killed Tiamat, the squad became known as The Dragonslayers.

2. This situation is beyond our ability to endure or solve -- we need a dragonslayer.

by Figleaf23 December 29, 2008

PMSH

An acronym used in politics to stand for:

Pugnacity, Mendacity, Sleaze and Harm

PMSH has infected Canadian politics.

by Figleaf23 July 26, 2011