Definitions by figleaf23

GURPS

acronym for Generic Universal Role Playing System, published by the Steve Jackson Games company of Texas.

GURPS allows players to simulate action in virtually any historical or imaginary setting.

GURPS by Figleaf23 November 4, 2007

SR-71 

The type of plane flown by the X-Men superhero team in Marvel Comics.

Professor X: "I obtained our SR-71 Blackbird when our transportation needs began to exceed our existing capabilities."
Wolverine: "Obtained it how?"

SR-71 by Figleaf23 November 4, 2007

To Mega Therion 

"The Great Beast", in Greek

Aleister Crowley styled himself as 'To Mega Therion', meaning 'The Great Beast'.

To Mega Therion by Figleaf23 October 3, 2007

flip and drag 

a method of dealing with an itchy scrotum wherein the scrotum is flipped to expose the itchy location and then the back of the fingernails are dragged across the area, thereby relieving the itch.

Compare: pinch and roll

Dude #1: "Dude, this itch on the underside of my bag is driving me crazy."
Dude #2: "And you think I care?"
Dude #1: "I've gotta do something about it -- I'll try the flip and drag."
Dude #2: "Whatever, dude."

flip and drag by Figleaf23 October 2, 2007

ugly on an ape 

describes an endemic and thoroughly prevailing condition or state of affairs.

Compare: drool on a baby.

Bartender: "The customers were practically swarming me last Friday."
Regular: "Yeah, like ugly on an ape."

ugly on an ape by Figleaf23 September 24, 2007

Liquor? I don't even know her!

A tired old gag line to say whenever someone says the word 'liquor'.

Drinkin' Man 1: "Hey, let's go get some liquor!"
Drinkin' Man 2: "Liquor? I don't even know her!"

Liquor? I don't even know her! by Figleaf23 September 18, 2007

Borge Geush 

the stinky black paste that develops between the toes of unwashed barefoot manure workers; toe jam

Go wash your feet! Don't leave your nasty borge geush on my nice clean floor!

Borge Geush by Figleaf23 September 14, 2007