fidness 1957's definitions

Beekeeper

A person whose genetic make up renders them susceptible to honeybee pheromones. Such people undertake the care of colonies of honeybees without being aware that it is they being farmed not the bees.

When you become a beekeeper you look at flowers differently. You look with an appetite.

by fidness 1957 March 7, 2025

Tiger Stripes

Tan lines on the penis.

After frolicking with a flaccid on the nude beach in the sun I was surprised to find my erect penis had tiger stripes.

by fidness 1957 November 26, 2024

Dildoeing

The act of using a dildo.

We had a fine evening dildoeing each other.

by fidness 1957 November 23, 2024

Manodrome

2023 movie notable because the character played by Jesse Eisenberg gets butt fucked.

Kinda weird seeing Jesse get fucked in the ass in the movie Manodrome. Did kill the guy though so there's that.

by fidness 1957 February 18, 2025

rebarkable

An amazing event of which a dog feels compelled to inform you. This could be other dogs, cats, people, helicopters, thunder; essentially anything other than rocks.

My dog never fails to find it rebarkable that other people blatantly walk their dogs by his sacred territory.

by fidness 1957 September 8, 2012

Moron

An archaic term for a retard.

That republican doing every thing possible to further the spread COVID19 is not really a moron he just has to pretend to be to get the moron votes.

by fidness 1957 August 6, 2021

space hair

Human hair in micro-gravity.

The astronauts long hair looked like an explosion due to space hair.

by fidness 1957 November 23, 2024