Dildoeing

The act of using a dildo.

We had a fine evening dildoeing each other.

by fidness 1957 November 23, 2024

Moron

An archaic term for a retard.

That republican doing every thing possible to further the spread COVID19 is not really a moron he just has to pretend to be to get the moron votes.

by fidness 1957 August 07, 2021

Needle Dick Bug Fucker

A disagreeable fellow, a peckerwood, an asshole, a fucktard.

Donald Trump is a needle dick bug fucker. Actually, the entire Republican party consists of needle dick bug fuckers.

by fidness 1957 February 19, 2025

rebarkable

An amazing event of which a dog feels compelled to inform you. This could be other dogs, cats, people, helicopters, thunder; essentially anything other than rocks.

My dog never fails to find it rebarkable that other people blatantly walk their dogs by his sacred territory.

by fidness 1957 September 08, 2012

Tiger Stripes

Tan lines on the penis.

After frolicking with a flaccid on the nude beach in the sun I was surprised to find my erect penis had tiger stripes.

by fidness 1957 November 26, 2024

space hair

Human hair in micro-gravity.

The astronauts long hair looked like an explosion due to space hair.

by fidness 1957 November 23, 2024

little buddy strap

A string or fabric used to hold the penis up and out of the way while manscaping the scrotum.

I call the piece of elastic cord I use to hold my dick out of the way while I shave my ball sack my "little buddy strap." Because my penis is my little buddy.

by fidness 1957 November 28, 2024