fidness 1957's definitions

Tiger Stripes

Tan lines on the penis.

After frolicking with a flaccid on the nude beach in the sun I was surprised to find my erect penis had tiger stripes.

by fidness 1957 November 26, 2024

Dildoeing

The act of using a dildo.

We had a fine evening dildoeing each other.

by fidness 1957 November 23, 2024

Manodrome

2023 movie notable because the character played by Jesse Eisenberg gets butt fucked.

Kinda weird seeing Jesse get fucked in the ass in the movie Manodrome. Did kill the guy though so there's that.

by fidness 1957 February 18, 2025

space hair

Human hair in micro-gravity.

The astronauts long hair looked like an explosion due to space hair.

by fidness 1957 November 23, 2024

Beekeeper

A person whose genetic make up renders them susceptible to honeybee pheromones. Such people undertake the care of colonies of honeybees without being aware that it is they being farmed not the bees.

When you become a beekeeper you look at flowers differently. You look with an appetite.

by fidness 1957 March 7, 2025

little buddy strap

A string or fabric used to hold the penis up and out of the way while manscaping the scrotum.

I call the piece of elastic cord I use to hold my dick out of the way while I shave my ball sack my "little buddy strap." Because my penis is my little buddy.

by fidness 1957 November 27, 2024

Needle Dick Bug Fucker

A disagreeable fellow, a peckerwood, an asshole, a fucktard.

Donald Trump is a needle dick bug fucker. Actually, the entire Republican party consists of needle dick bug fuckers.

by fidness 1957 February 18, 2025