fete's definitions
by Fete October 16, 2005
Get the cocktographermug. Only to be used on occasions when the word 'early' doesn't quite get across the earliness of a situation.
Interviewer: "Mr Simms you're 6 hours early!!"
Mr Simms: "Thought I'd get in early doors and make a good impression!"
Mr Simms: "Thought I'd get in early doors and make a good impression!"
by Fete January 10, 2006
Get the Early Doorsmug. Tapas that is correct for the region in which it is being served,
or
A map based dish!
"Umm! That's good Mapas"
or
A map based dish!
"Umm! That's good Mapas"
by Fete October 27, 2005
Get the Mapasmug. A young man of substandard intelligence, the typical
adolescent who works in a burger restaurant.
The 'no-stars' comes from the badges displaying stars that staff at fast-food restaurants often wear to show their level of training.
adolescent who works in a burger restaurant.
The 'no-stars' comes from the badges displaying stars that staff at fast-food restaurants often wear to show their level of training.
Man Who Has Been Waiting 30 minutes for a burger: Where's my burger Johnny-No-Stars?
Johnny-No-Stars: Er...
Johnny-No-Stars: Er...
by Fete January 9, 2006
Get the Johnny-No-Starsmug. 'A spectacular assisted back flip usually seen at major events such as Weddings, Christenings and Bar Mitzvahs'
'A back flip performed by someone who clearly can't back flip'
'A back flip reminiscent of how fictional detective Hercule Poirot might perform the stunt'
'A back flip performed by someone who clearly can't back flip'
'A back flip reminiscent of how fictional detective Hercule Poirot might perform the stunt'
On the dance floor after the wedding Dave is gradually rotated head over feet thus completing the Billsy-Backflip!
by Fete July 8, 2010
Get the Billsy-Backflipmug. 1) A Slow Norris is originally a children’s television character that looked like a big bipedal confused bear that talked to a small girl about not very much at all!
2) A very very slow and probably stupid person!
3) Slow Norris will eternally be remembered by the Newcastle University Geography class of 2002 - 2005 as the slowest man on the planet. He was habitually late for lectures, seminars and exams and will probably be late for his own funeral. Was affectionately known as 'Nozzler'!
2) A very very slow and probably stupid person!
3) Slow Norris will eternally be remembered by the Newcastle University Geography class of 2002 - 2005 as the slowest man on the planet. He was habitually late for lectures, seminars and exams and will probably be late for his own funeral. Was affectionately known as 'Nozzler'!
Its 35 minutes into an hour long lecture and the Slow Norris enters the room with a look that says "What’s going on? Where am I? Why have they started?"
by Fete January 5, 2006
Get the Slow Norrismug. by Fete November 24, 2005
Get the Jazztardmug.