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by Fearman October 23, 2007
Get the I mumblypeg your garden mug.Nickname for George W Bush. Taken from first two initials, and the name of Sheriff JW Pepper, a bumbling idiotic Deep Southern sheriff turning up in two of the Roger Moore Bond movies. Suits him, honest.
by Fearman October 23, 2007
Get the GW Pepper mug.Someone who likes to fuck bulls who fear or hate people who like to make love to dead young burning spiders of the same sex.
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by Fearman October 25, 2007
Get the Homopyronecrorapaedophobotaurophiliac mug.Country taking up a northwesterly crescent of what used to be Yugoslavia. Noted for Roman Catholic nationalist fundamentalism. Joined with the Serbs in attacking Bosnia-Herzegovina in the early 1990s. The national flag ripples with the same red and white checkerboard pattern that was last seen when the area was a puppet state of Nazi Germany, which should tell you all you need to know.
by Fearman October 26, 2007
Get the Croatia mug.An ideology based essentially on the idea expounded by Karl Marx, that in an ideal society everyone would receive what they needed and would produce according to their capacity. From this idea was elaborated a doctrine whereby a Socialist state would be established that would in time subsume the economic structure of society into itself. At this point the State itself would wither and the new ideal Communist society would emerge. It's surely a beautiful idea on paper, and may even work with small tribal bands ... but just try to apply it to a society made of millions of us naked apes and see what happens.
Marx incidentally suggested that agrarian societies would be more likely to develop in time along such lines; the adoption of Communist doctrine by industrial societies like Leninist-Stalinist Russia may arguably be in itself a perversion of Marx's idea.
Marx incidentally suggested that agrarian societies would be more likely to develop in time along such lines; the adoption of Communist doctrine by industrial societies like Leninist-Stalinist Russia may arguably be in itself a perversion of Marx's idea.
Capitalism is the exploitation of man by man. Communism is the exact reverse. - John Gardner
Any man who is not a Communist at the age of twenty is a fool. Any man who is still a Communist at the age of thirty is an even bigger fool. - George Bernard Shaw.
Communism: right idea, wrong species. - Jermaine Evans
The Catholic and the Communist are alike in assuming that an opponent cannot be both intelligent and sincere. - George Orwell.
A Communist is like a crocodile - when it opens its mouth you cannot tell whether it is trying to smile or preparing to eat you up. - Winston Churchill
Any man who is not a Communist at the age of twenty is a fool. Any man who is still a Communist at the age of thirty is an even bigger fool. - George Bernard Shaw.
Communism: right idea, wrong species. - Jermaine Evans
The Catholic and the Communist are alike in assuming that an opponent cannot be both intelligent and sincere. - George Orwell.
A Communist is like a crocodile - when it opens its mouth you cannot tell whether it is trying to smile or preparing to eat you up. - Winston Churchill
by Fearman December 21, 2007
Get the communism mug.Extremely brief nap as devised by Catalan Surrealist artist Salvador Dali. He would slide off to sleep in a chair with his arm over the side, holding a spoon over a plate on the floor. The instant he fell asleep, his hand would loosen up and the spoon would fall out and hit the plate with a clatter that woke him up again. He claimed that the brief rest thus afforded him worked wonders.
by Fearman December 23, 2007
Get the Dali nap mug.A "majority" derived by excluding those likely to disagree. The type of majority that voted in "President" Bush in 2000.
by Fearman December 23, 2007
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